STIG electrical quotes

[Pete999]

Some say if the STIG was a Spark he would
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cPxKq-gMDo

 

[Kamikaze]

“Some say” his favourite prime minister is Emma Clancy. All we know is, that he hasn’t got a clue who Theresa May is.

 

[egg67]

"Some say" he was born in Liverpool, all we know is he nicked the like button


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[LeeH]

"Some say" he was born in Liverpool, all we know is he nicked the like button


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[egg67]

Some say he likes that, and so do l



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[Pete999]

Some say the like button is in fact the Stig's belly button, and that the continual pressing has caused him to ban it's use, all we know is he had better get it back on line or we could be looking for a replacement Stig.

 

[Kamikaze]

“Some say” he has no idea what’s happened to the “Like button”. All we know is that if Dan doesn’t fix the problem, he will be paid a visit from L’appel du Vide. Well that is what his alibi is going to say anyway.:wink_smile:

 

[Paul.M]

"Some people say" he has gone to Rio and entered the Triathlon and taken the like Button to use has his bicycle bell so the mortals get out of his way!

 

[Kamikaze]

“Some say” he accidentally hit the “Find a Thai bride” like button on the forum ad a smigin too hard, as Lady Stig unexpectedly walked in on him. All we know is, it will be a while before he’s recovered from his injuries and won’t be pressing any buttons any time soon.

 

[Paul.M]

“Some say” he accidentally hit the “Find a Thai bride” like button on the forum .

Kam FFS do not post up any pictures!!!!!! You almost closed this (and other) forums down!!!!!!!!

That was funny as ---- :rofl: but please dont do it again.

Luv you Kam, your a crazy horse.

 

[Kamikaze]

Kam FFS do not post up any pictures!!!!!! You almost closed this (and other) forums down!!!!!!!!

That was funny as ---- :rofl: but please dont do it again.

Luv you Kam, your a crazy horse.

You sure? Dan would probably kill for internet traffic like that right now…lol.

 

[Pete999]

Some say, if the Stig wanted to retrain as an Electrician, he would never be a 5 week wonder, maybe a 5 day wonder, others say please Stig stick to driving, it's what you are best at, all we know is Jezza is God

 

[Kamikaze]

“Some say” his racing career was killed by a ginger. And he only became an electrician because he heard that we are the rock stars of the construction industry. All we know is, he’s enjoying the women’s beach volleyball through the telescope from his Windsor Marapendi window.:tounge_smile:

 

[GMES]

Some say he checks his mft is working by zapping his testicles @ 1000v every morning before he sets off for work!!!!

 

[Kamikaze]

“Some say” he is Shirley Muldowney’s secret love child and likes listening to the “Stars On 45”. All we know is, he misunderstood when Emma Clancy said “Can I sit on your hot rod?”