Stupid Lyrics

[trev]

The wife's got a Beyoce dvd on just now and Irreplaceable is playing. It struck me that the lyrics are stupid, she's singing about dumping her boyfriend but says I could have another you in a minute.
If he's useless enough to be binned why would she want another him?

Any other examples guys? just for a little giggle

 

[DurhamSparky]

talking about lyrics....

Toon, Toon, Wherever we may be,
we'll never win the premier league,
but it could be worse,
we could be scouse,
eating rats in a council house.


Wooossshhh!!!

 

[RogertheBodger]

Hi Trev. don't know how you concentrate with that racket going on.

Sounds like a fun topic, can't say I knew these songs artists, but given time I reckon I could drag up a few stupid lyrics from memory, but for now google will have to do:-

"If the light is off, then it isn't on"
- Hilary Duff. "So yesterday"

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town." - Thin lizzie


I'm guessing it'll be at the jail then Phil.

Rip Mr. Lynott


"Are we human, or are we dancer"
- Killers.

And the classic (from memory)

"someone left the cake out in the rain, I don't think that I could bake it, cos it took so long to make it, and I'll never have that recipe again" ooh no

Who made that?

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[trev]

And the classic (from memory)

"someone left the cake out in the rain, I don't think that I could bake it, cos it took so long to make it, and I'll never have that recipe again" ooh no

Who made that?

Richard Harris was the original mate...Bloody hell I need a life

 

[RogertheBodger]

Just wanted to know how old you are......LOL

 

[trev]

I freely admit I'm 49 mate. In my head I'm still a stupid 17 year old though.

Hmmmm maybe that;s why the kids say I'm an embarrassment

 

[RogertheBodger]

Me Too, although to today's kids you are well past it at 18, must have millions of stupid lyrics floating around in my head, but, you know, slow Sunday afternoon, few beers , brain turned to mush.
It'll all come flooding back tomorrow.

 

[Adam W]

"I don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight that I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news."

That's from Des'ree - Life. Just Googled it to make sure I had the words right, apparently it won a BBC radio award for worst lyric ever.