stupid nettles

[Phil]

my leg has swollen like you would not believe and hurts like a load of bee stings. lots of different swear being thought of right now i hate gardening

 

[Scott F]

Man up phill

 

[GStueyXR]

FFS mate is your real name Julian ?

 

[Phil]

actually was a bee sting and had a reaction to it never seen it that size before thought i had put two stone on. and as we all know a fat spark has trouble getting through those small loft hatches. good old anti histamines. must have beeeeeen a un happy bee

 

[Phil]

FFS mate is your real name Julian ?

not quite

 

[ian.settle1]

actually was a bee sting and had a reaction to it never seen it that size before thought i had put two stone on. and as we all know a fat spark has trouble getting through those small loft hatches. good old anti histamines. must have beeeeeen a un happy bee

Sure it was a Bee sting and not a Wasp, Bees will only sting you as a last resort as their sting has barbs on them and will rip its guts out when trying to remove it after stinging you thus killing its self.

 

[Phil]

not sure but the swelling was impressive i wish i could inflate the car tyres as fast didn`t see what it was just thought it was nettles at first. bruise the size of a pint glass top. nasty little thing whatever it was might have been the mother in law hiding in the bushes

 

[GStueyXR]

not sure but the swelling was impressive i wish i could inflate the car tyres as fast didn`t see what it was just thought it was nettles at first. bruise the size of a pint glass top. nasty little thing whatever it was might have been the mother in law hiding in the bushes

My wife was bitten by a spider in our garden the other year, a nasty lookin red and yellow striped thing. Her ankle looked like a speedboat !!!!

 

[Phil]

was doing some work in a big supermarket chains hq once and something came out of the imported fruits cartons and bit my extra leg, now that did hurt although as the swelling took over i thought i may have a new career in the video industry. one nurse and a big needle later ahh

 

[GStueyXR]

was doing some work in a big supermarket chains hq once and something came out of the imported fruits cartons and bit my extra leg, now that did hurt although as the swelling took over i thought i may have a new career in the video industry. one nurse and a big needle later ahh

WTF were you doing to them apples?

 

[Phil]

WTF were you doing to them apples?

no comment and they were water melons tell you what you should have seen them come to life 30 minutes after we turned the air con off. everyone there was bitten at one point or another makes you wonder what we are bringing into the country in them fruit boxes though.

 

[GStueyXR]

no comment and they were water melons tell you what you should have seen them come to life 30 minutes after we turned the air con off. everyone there was bitten at one point or another makes you wonder what we are bringing into the country in them fruit boxes though.

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Look at the teeth on that thing :O

 

[Phil]

now thats one spider i would not want to get too close too.

 

[leon17]

was doing some work in a big supermarket chains hq once and something came out of the imported fruits cartons and bit my extra leg, now that did hurt although as the swelling took over i thought i may have a new career in the video industry. one nurse and a big needle later ahh

what crawled out, you could of kept it as an exotic pet,
or since it bit you squish it

 

[Spoon]

You lads are going about it all wrong. I dont like gardening, so the missus does it.