Sunbed's and Swingers

GMES · Jun 7, 2014

If you got a call from a pair of dodgy swingers from Leeds asking you to install a sunbed to the bedroom ceiling, and it was next to the bedroom light, would you tap into the circuit. Also would you Rcd it. Especially if it got you an invite to one of their parties ???.

RyanCheetham · Jun 7, 2014

I assume you very bored my friend?

GMES · Jun 7, 2014

All will become clear Ryan, Have patience !!

GMES · Jun 7, 2014

Not sure if the lighting mcb would take the load ??

Paul.M · Jun 7, 2014

"hello is this GMES? I would like a sunbed panel on my bedroom ceiling so me and my wife can lay naked on the bed together and get a sun tan. There is a light on the ceiling, can you just get your wires from there? This should not effect our weekend swingers parties should it?"

Glen, I had you going for about 20 seconds. Classic wind up call :rofl: Have a good weekend, I'm off to work for a few hours.

Sun bed on the ceiling for crying out loud :rofl:

ian.settle1 · Jun 7, 2014

GMES said:
Not sure if the lighting mcb would take the load ??

The bloody ceiling won't take the load.

GMES · Jun 7, 2014

Paul.M said:
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"hello is this GMES? I would like a sunbed panel on my bedroom ceiling so me and my wife can lay naked on the bed together and get a sun tan. There is a light on the ceiling, can you just get your wires from there? This should not effect our weekend swingers parties should it?"

Glen, I had you going for about 20 seconds. Classic wind up call :rofl: Have a good weekend, I'm off to work for a few hours.

Sun bed on the ceiling for crying out loud :rofl:

Yes Paul you T..t, you genuinley had me for a while, then the naked comment gave it away, Bloody funny though.
Believe me it is very hard to remain polite and professional to a potential customer, no matter how weird they sound.
Good play, but I will have you for it, every dog as it's day....watch this space.

Paul.M · Jun 7, 2014

What a good laugh that was, Mrs.M found it hard to keep her mouth closed (?) whilst I was talking to you.....

Is it just me or does the above just sound wrong?????

I've really got to go now and get this EICR done, I'm only 30 mins late already! See you later :rofl: ceiling sun bed :rofl:

GMES · Jun 7, 2014

Just remeber everytime your phone rings now, you will have to remain professional, not knowing if it's me or a customer!

Plonker 3 · Jun 7, 2014

You need to share his number Glen so we can all do it too him

GMES · Jun 7, 2014

Dillb said:
You need to share his number Glen so we can all do it too him

Now that is a tempting offer Mate, do you think it would get me a Ban??

Knobhead · Jun 7, 2014

I’ve been to some damn good parties around Sheffield and Rotherham. I wouldn’t be to sure it’s a wind up.

Although the invite to the party is suspicious, they vet anyone that goes. An invite to a random? It doesn’t ring true.

Deleted member 72666 · Jun 7, 2014

Tony said:
I’ve been to some damn good parties around Sheffield and Rotherham. I wouldn’t be to sure it’s a wind up.

Although the invite to the party is suspicious, they vet anyone that goes. An invite to a random? It doesn’t ring true.

Who's to say he hasn't been vetted?

Knobhead · Jun 7, 2014

Because he wouldn't be posting on here if he had.

Plonker 3 · Jun 7, 2014

GMES said:
Now that is a tempting offer Mate, do you think it would get me a Ban??

Only one way to find out.

NDG Elecs · Jun 7, 2014

Haha, like it!

Glenn, what's the earthing arrangement?! It may need a rod banging in! Not to mention bond... !!

Knobhead · Jun 7, 2014

Going to have to get Pink Minx to join here. She’ll brighten your boring lives up.

GMES · Jun 7, 2014

Tony said:
Going to have to get Pink Minx to join here. She’ll brighten your boring lives up.

Yeah tony get her on board, as long as your not one of those guy's that go all quiet when the missus is around, if that is the case!, then leave her where she is as I like you the way you are!!

Paul.M · Jun 7, 2014

TheGayOwl said:
Haha, like it!

Glenn, what's the earthing arrangement?! It may need a rod banging in! Not to mention bond... !!

It needs bonding, but only on the weekends????

The prank call I got a few years ago from a great member that is no longer with us was "A light bulb has blown and now the sockets dont work. My wife is on a kidney dialysis machine and it has stopped working! How fast can you get to Durham?"

Good laugh, top bloke.

If my business phone number gets pasted around I will answer any unknown numbers like a late night sex line and inform the caller that it is costing them £3.50 per minuet!

Paul.M · Jun 7, 2014

Dillb said:
Only one way to find out.

Yep, that would be fun? Grapevineforum.com is busy atm

(not directed at you Dil)

Knobhead · Jun 7, 2014

GMES said:
Yeah tony get her on board, as long as your not one of those guy's that go all quiet when the missus is around, if that is the case!, then leave her where she is as I like you the way you are!!

We fight like cat and dog, especially on a Thursday. Don’t ask, it’s a standing joke in our local.

Fortunately for you lot she’s on away this next week. I’ll just forward the details for this thread and see what happens.

Paul.M · Jun 7, 2014

Tony said:
Fortunately for you lot she’s on away this next week. I’ll just forward the details for this thread and see what happens.

Looking forward to it Tony. This should be fun?

Plonker 3 · Jun 7, 2014

Tony said:
We fight like cat and dog, especially on a Thursday.

Glad you said Thursday, drove past your local earlier and seen a couple of police cars outside. Wouldn't want to think it involved either of you.

Knobhead · Jun 7, 2014

What's your pain threshold Paul?

The cops were nothing to do with us.There's been an arson attack down in the Meddows
They didn't see the funny side when I put the police on the juke box.