Taking a woman to bed

[Engineer54]

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED


What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

 

[Nolnoc]

Brilliant

 

[alarm man]

Brilliant

e54 is feeling horny,im keeping out the way..:wub:

 

[telectrix]

well, he's not too far from the lady boys of thailand

 

[davelerave]

you got 38 and 48 crossed