Tel will know about this,"Knees"

[Pete999]

Doing a job the other day, and spiltmy bits and bobs box all over the Garage floor, oh bum, knelt down to pick it all up and knelt on a screw, painful then and even more so today, anyone else done anything stupid and hurt themselves?

 

[telectrix]

knelt on the cat yesterday. result was knees 1 - cat 0.

 

[Pete999]

knelt on the cat yesterday. result was knees 1 - cat 0.

Messy was it, for the Cat I mean?

 

[telectrix]

Messy was it, for the Cat I mean?

dunno.it aint come back yet.

 

[Pete999]

dunno.it aint come back yet.

Surprised it's living what with your weight on it

 

[telectrix]

strange cat. it lives in a house, but it's a flat cat.

 

[Midwest]

I tried, unsuccessfully, to lob my thumb off with a circular saw once.

 

[camerabloke]

 

[Pete999]

I tried, unsuccessfully, to lob my thumb off with a circular saw once.

Stabbed my Leg with a Phillips driver once, when I got wound up with a Cretin Apprentice.

 

[elsparko]

Doing a job the other day, and spiltmy bits and bobs box all over the Garage floor, oh bum, knelt down to pick it all up and knelt on a screw, painful then and even more so today, anyone else done anything stupid and hurt themselves?

whilst working in a 1800s property a team of 4 of us had just finished lifting all the floorboards we needed to re-wire the place, one of the boys shouted up that it was lunch time, so up i stood right onto an upturned floorboard with a nail sticking up through it lol, one of those big square nails too

 

[elsparko]

Stabbed my Leg with a Phillips driver once, when I got wound up with a Cretin Apprentice.

done this too whilst coming out of a loft, screwdriver in my pocket, sharp end upwards, right into my stomach

 

[Flanders]

That is normaly when I hurt my self get angry and kit something and nearly break by toe

 

[telectrix]

in 40+ years the worst injury i ever had was hitting hand with a hammer.had to have 10 minutes off work, mostly for swearing time.

 

[Pete999]

in 40+ years the worst injury i ever had was hitting hand with a hammer.had to have 10 minutes off work, mostly for swearing time.

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[Flanders]

done this too whilst coming out of a loft, screwdriver in my pocket, sharp end upwards, right into my stomach

Yep done that too