I thought I'd go on line today
And see what's on the forum
Only just a little look
It can't do no real harm.
Oh look,someone wants to spike his shed
Or should he use an RCD with armoured core instead
Should he pull the fuse or not
Or call the DNO
Thinks he'll have to take a chance
Jails not too bad,you know.
Primadonnas on the prowl
Keyboards at the ready
Has he got his NVQ and done his time and made the gaffer's brew?
Shoot him down before he moves
It really just won't do.
Someone broke a reg somewhere
The consequence is dire
Dial the fire brigade at once
There's bound to be a fire.
Well that's about our lot today
I think I need a rest
Before I sharpen up my probes
And do another test.
And see what's on the forum
Only just a little look
It can't do no real harm.
Oh look,someone wants to spike his shed
Or should he use an RCD with armoured core instead
Should he pull the fuse or not
Or call the DNO
Thinks he'll have to take a chance
Jails not too bad,you know.
Primadonnas on the prowl
Keyboards at the ready
Has he got his NVQ and done his time and made the gaffer's brew?
Shoot him down before he moves
It really just won't do.
Someone broke a reg somewhere
The consequence is dire
Dial the fire brigade at once
There's bound to be a fire.
Well that's about our lot today
I think I need a rest
Before I sharpen up my probes
And do another test.
