Do women have a different size of minute? I ask because if my wife says "I'll only be a minute" I know she will be at least half an hour. When I get commanded to carry out a job, and I know it will take a couple of hours, her estimate is "It'll only take a few minutes". Can any one explain?
Apparently time passes faster for them , when we are not about?
.. It's how the supermarket bill -rises !
.. It's how the supermarket bill -rises !
I have just asked my other 'arf, I will let you know next week.
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Wilko
I think the disconnect has occurred because we are quite literal. Normal folks may say "in a minute", but we need to remember they are not saying which minute specifically. Hope that helps 
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PEG
This quandary,is no more troublesome,than when we men,promise our better halves,to "Do that job,at the weekend..."
Our patient partners,only bring the subject up,a year later,when it still needs doing...
Our patient partners,only bring the subject up,a year later,when it still needs doing...
.... are quite literal. Normal folks may say "in a minute", ...... not saying which minute specifically....
Like the Morecambe and Wise
all the right notes , but not necessarily in the right order !
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Wilko
Ha ha ha - no, but years of therapy has
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Squid
Yeah but its like when you tell your missus you'll be home "late" when you are out with the lads, she assumes you'll be home at midnight but you roll home at 4 in the morn and sleep on the sofa and use the excuse "I didn't want to disturb you love" and they believe you.........
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Squid
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Squid
Thats what you think you'll tell here but to be honest like most of the men on here you'd be far too scared to mutter a word, to wind here up come back from a night out with your socks inside out and pants back to front...........
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Squid
You are suggesting I am a w***ker.
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Squid
Nope your from Northampton..........
Has it really been four days since I was laughing at the OP??? Felt like 10 minutes at the most
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Squid
You saw him naked from the waist down 4 days ago............Has it really been four days since I was laughing at the OP??? Felt like 10 minutes at the most
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Squid
What is it that Alan Carr said about Northampton, its when you see junction 15 in the rear view mirror as you drive away........
It says a lot about an individual Pete if they watch Alan Carr.
If there was nothing else on TV ever, except that twit I would bung me set away, mincing about like he does makes me want to go to the Lav
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Squid
There was an article in the Sunday Times about him, boy.
He's not, is he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
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Squid
HMRC have been butt fu ki ng most of the hard working self employed for years and no one complains so you must be enjoying it.
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