steve50
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The Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first ees that I iron better than ju."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than ju."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did"
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than ju in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora...... The gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first ees that I iron better than ju."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than ju."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did"
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than ju in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora...... The gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
