Things that p### you off before 09.00am!!

[Rauer]

Clearly Paul buys his fuel from shell !!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

Aaaah, were you following me through Byker today? I am terrible with roundabouts. :death:

It's not just with roundabouts pet. :38:

 

[gutterball]

Dog owners that pick up their dogs poo Ian bag and then hang it on a branch of a tree, so great, you have just picked up your dogs biodegradable poo and hung it in a bag that is not biodegradable !!!!!!

The woods near me are like that, You cant walk to a bin and put it there?. I was thinking of lying in wait one day and following them home and hanging all the bags in there garden.

[QUOTEQueuing at the petrol station because everyone pays by card, then after moaning about it you pay by card as well!

When you get to the front of the que paying for your fuel by card, man asks you "Do you want any chocolate, chewing gum or pop, special offer." NO, I can see your a shop, I can see you sell all kind of goodies and if I wanted or needed anything I would have picked something up whilst waiting the last tens mins to pay for my diesel. Arrrhhh][/QUOTE]

I sometimes use the tesco near me. you queue behind 4 cars for 15 minutes and they come out with arm-fulls of shopping. If they want shopping why not go across the car park and use the store.

YES I'M A GRUMPY OLD MAN!:coffee:

 

[trev]

The woods near me are like that, You cant walk to a bin and put it there?. I was thinking of lying in wait one day and following them home and hanging all the bags in there garden.

Looking out of my mother's front window one afternoon and a guy who lived up the street came along with his dog which laid a rather large pile on the lawn which I'd just spent about an hour mowing. As he walked off I went after him and pointing at the turd I told him he had forgotten something he replied that the dog had to go somewhere and off he strolled.
He was a fair age so fisticuffs would have been a bad idea for him so I went to the back garden and got a spade, I then picked up the offeding item and knocked on his door. When he opened it I dropped it on his doorstep almost hitting his feet, the dog never dumped on my mother's lawn again.

 

[Thefailsafe2012]

A few choice ones

1 - Vanessa Feltz radio show in the boss's van
2 - Red lights
3 - Banks and post offices refusing to give me pound coins for parking

 

[tigerpaul]

Dog owners that pick up their dogs poo Ian bag and then hang it on a branch of a tree, so great, you have just picked up your dogs biodegradable poo and hung it in a bag that is not biodegradable !!!!!!

Exactly!
What the hell is the point?!

What gets my goat on a cold frosty morning is lazy fools that are driving along with only a tiny 10" square of their windscreen cleared!
Scrape the lot off or don't drive at all!!! Selfish idiots!!

 

[Elmer BeFuddled]

Mothers who push their childrens pushchairs out into the road from behind parked lorries on a busy road!!! Grrrrrrrrr

People who park cars/vans on footpaths (at any time) so mothers with buggies have to walk in the road to get round them!!! Grrrrrrrrr!!! I'm thinking anywhere but specifically Front St. in Pity Me. I must remember my can opener so I can add some sporty stripes to the offending vehicles.

 

[Bubblecraft]

No chocolate sprinkle for my cappuccino in McDonalds

 

[Harness69]

or the McDonalds cappucino machine isnt working! Grr..

 

[Bubblecraft]

Indeed!!!

 

[telectrix]

waking up before 9.00a.m. that really does my head in.

 

[Elmer BeFuddled]

What gets my goat on a cold frosty morning is lazy fools that are driving along with only a tiny 10" square of their windscreen cleared!
Scrape the lot off or don't drive at all!!! Selfish idiots!!

Reminds me of driving my late '60's Beetle, with a hot water bottle wedged between windscreen and steering wheel!

 

[telectrix]

anda fairy liquid bottle full of water to hang out the window with to wash the windscreen ( before window washers were fitted to cars )

 

[Silly Sausage]

What gets my goat on a cold frosty morning is lazy fools that are driving along with only a tiny 10" square of their windscreen cleared!
Scrape the lot off or don't drive at all!!! Selfish idiots!!

Daft buggers, why they don't just pour hot water over the screen to clear it, I don't know. :joker:

 

[Paul.M]

Neighbours doing noisie diy on a Satuarday monning when I've got hang over.