Three sisters

[Kamikaze]

Three sisters aged 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old runs a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She shouts down the stairs “was I getting in or out of the bath?”
The 94 year old shouts back “I don’t know. I’ll come up and see.” She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then she shouts “was I going up the stairs or down?”
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.” She knocks on wood for good measure. She then shouts “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I’ve seen who’s at the door.”

 

[vjsmarwick]

Three cowboys 20 30 and 40 year old get captured by Indians and taken in front of the chief one at a time.
The chief tells the 40 year old he can have one last wish so he says he will have a woman for the night. The big chief refused and ordered him to be killed.
Next the 30 year old was taken in front of the chief and again he was told he could have a last wish. He to wanted a woman for the night and was refused and killed.
Finally it was the turn of the shy 20 year old and he too got a final request. Being shy he requested 2 bits of bread and butter.
The big chief was surprised and gave him his wish.
He quickly started to masterbate between them the big chief asked what he was doing and the cowboy replied " white man --- in piece "

 

[brendonwalsh490]

LOL, really good.