unskilled wannabee electrician

[nicsin02]

as the title suggests i am a unskilled wannabee electrician, i am starting a job 2morro wiring a socket ring in a house,

1. is it ok if i wire the sockets (8 x scockets) in pvc plumbers pipe?
2. how many amps can a plumbers pipe take before melting?
3. jim the painter showed me how to take all the colour of the end of the cables and it shows the wee shinney cooper bit, what tool do i nedd for this?
4. just to confirm brown is earth, green-yellow is live and blue is neutrons?

many thanks for all your comments

 

[Marnik]

This got to be a wind-up!!!! For god sake dont tough anything and get a proper sparks in before you kill yourself or worse someone else!!!

 

[shocking_eg]

as the title suggests i am a unskilled wannabee electrician, i am starting a job 2morro wiring a socket ring in a house,

1. is it ok if i wire the sockets (8 x scockets) in pvc plumbers pipe?
2. how many amps can a plumbers pipe take before melting?
3. jim the painter showed me how to take all the colour of the end of the cables and it shows the wee shinney cooper bit, what tool do i nedd for this?
4. just to confirm brown is earth, green-yellow is live and blue is neutrons?

many thanks for all your comments

haha your really asking for a slating now

just wait ! lol

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This got to be a wind-up!!!! For god sake dont tough anything and get a proper sparks in before you kill yourself or worse someone else!!!

haha !

 

[topcat]

This has got to be a wind up if not then I would advise you to get a sparks in and ask if you can help and learn from him then look for some proper training this stuff can kill you or the house holder.

 

[shocking_eg]

do you lot actually think this guy is being serious ???

:6:

 

[topcat]

I dont know but I hope not hence my last reply

 

[D Skelton]

For god sake dont tough anything and get a proper sparks in before you kill yourself or worse someone else!!!

I would advise you to get a sparks in and ask if you can help and learn from him then look for some proper training this stuff can kill you or the house holder.

Haha, the words hook, line and sinker spring to mind. Only kidding I'm sure you both know this is a complete wind up

Credit to the OP I was ****ing my y-fronts when I read this!!!

 

[1shortcircuit]

as the title suggests i am a unskilled wannabee electrician, i am starting a job 2morro wiring a socket ring in a house,

1. is it ok if i wire the sockets (8 x scockets) in pvc plumbers pipe?
2. how many amps can a plumbers pipe take before melting?
3. jim the painter showed me how to take all the colour of the end of the cables and it shows the wee shinney cooper bit, what tool do i nedd for this?
4. just to confirm brown is earth, green-yellow is live and blue is neutrons?

many thanks for all your comments

Fairplay, it's nice to see you have a sense humour still after the slating you received yesterday

For anyone wondering just check back through OP's previous posts.



Made me laugh my arse off reading that:thumbsup

 

[Guitarist]

He did say earlier that he wouldn't ask any more questions, but there are 4 straight off the bat!!!

Hope this is friendly banter and not sour grapes

 

[Farmelectrics]

It sounds ok to me go for it

 

[shocking_eg]

It sounds ok to me go for it

thats giving poor advice to the OP !
ha

 

[plugsandsparks]

as the title suggests i am a unskilled wannabee electrician, i am starting a job 2morro wiring a socket ring in a house,

1. is it ok if i wire the sockets (8 x scockets) in pvc plumbers pipe?
2. how many amps can a plumbers pipe take before melting?
3. jim the painter showed me how to take all the colour of the end of the cables and it shows the wee shinney cooper bit, what tool do i nedd for this?
4. just to confirm brown is earth, green-yellow is live and blue is neutrons?

many thanks for all your comments

Welcome to the friendly sparkie forum, home of good banter, bacon sandwiches and all things warm and wet.
Please accept my replies in good faith its from 1000 years experience and my blood line invented electricity.

1. Pipe is fine, best leave a little gap before the socket to help show it really is wired up.
2. Well quite alot really, best bet is keep adding load until it starts to run down the wall, then just back it off a bit.
3. As the painter is there you can use his paper scrapper, failing that the edge of a brick will do.
4. Close enough.... as long as you get all three in different holes it will mostly work. BTW blue is not neutrons, cannot remember what it is now but it used to be black , i think its an alternative earth if the brown wire is missing.

Good Luck

 

[stef]

as the title suggests i am a unskilled wannabee electrician, i am starting a job 2morro wiring a socket ring in a house,

1. is it ok if i wire the sockets (8 x scockets) in pvc plumbers pipe?
2. how many amps can a plumbers pipe take before melting?
3. jim the painter showed me how to take all the colour of the end of the cables and it shows the wee shinney cooper bit, what tool do i nedd for this?
4. just to confirm brown is earth, green-yellow is live and blue is neutrons?

many thanks for all your comments

1. Yeah
2. Ask you plumber, he'll tell ya
3. A paint stripper
4. Correct, earth as soul is brown
5. Wrong, neutrons are red

 

[robsparky1975]

I believe that 15mm pvc pipe can take upto 25psi coupled with grohms law and 5000v should work perfick! lol

 

[ferg]

as the title suggests i am a unskilled wannabee electrician, i am starting a job 2morro wiring a socket ring in a house,

1. is it ok if i wire the sockets (8 x scockets) in pvc plumbers pipe?
2. how many amps can a plumbers pipe take before melting?
3. jim the painter showed me how to take all the colour of the end of the cables and it shows the wee shinney cooper bit, what tool do i nedd for this?
4. just to confirm brown is earth, green-yellow is live and blue is neutrons?

many thanks for all your comments

All looks good to me.
This work is notifiable though, so you will need to be registered with a scam to prove your incompetence.
Otherwise the Part P gestapo will be on your case.