What naughty by funny things did you get up to at school

[nickblake]

Here one to start you off , Our music teacher one front tooth , sang at the top of her voice totally out of key played the piano hymes at assembly was always playing the wrong notes , one boring afternoon i put drawing pins in all the hammers on the piano so the following morning she let rip on the piano that sounded like a harpsicord the whole school errupted in laughter ...to this day they dont know it was me

 

[DurhamSparky]

too many to mention...!

but here goes, was in technology and there was a "random" rugby boot on the desk of the teacher..! any way curiosity got the better of me and another lad so we fired the belt sander up and proceeded to "square" the toes off as well a give the sides and all round polish..! on completion we put the boot back on desk and went on our way at end of lesson...

lets just say before the end of the day the teacher had rounded up our class of 15 and proceeded to scream at top of his voice about this boot and wanted the culprits to come forward and do the adult thing and own up..!

we did go forward and own up to be told that we had to pay for a replacement of the boots as he only brought it in to school so he could remove a "rounded" stud for his son, as he was due to play in a rugby cup final that weekend...!

lets just say the boots we destroyed were hmmm on the better part of £160 a pair!!

 

[Sintra]

We used to put condoms over the teachers exhausts.

The best one was when we blew the insides out of eggs and were messing about when we gave an egg to the class muppet and told him to crack it on the maths teachers head. Needless to say this was a raw egg and she wasn't well pleased. The young fella ended up in detention every day for a month.

 

[DurhamSparky]

on a trip to germany to the xmas markets of 1998 me and a few lads (year above me) decided to go and get drunk and purchased the local beer bitburger!! any way after having a few tipples of that combined with mulled wine in the street we were feeling canny excited to we took a trip down a "street" where the local working women had windows!! half way down we were suddenly draw to the attention of a teacher also doing a bit of window shopping and decided to buy his goods (although he never saw us) unfortunately this was in the days before mobile phones had become the rage let alone camera phones so our evidence ended up been very thin until one of the lads shouted "Oi" as he left the house and got his attention....!

never seen a man go so red and come up with as many excuses as he did...!

what did we do next you may add...! well firstly we went back to the shops that we got beer from and proceeded to get even more beer for free from a nice teacher who did not want us to say any thing!!

we then got totally drunk and i went back to the bus and had a play with the intimate parts of a blonde girl (from year above me) i got off with on the way over to Germany

 

[DurhamSparky]

locked a Teacher in his room with some rope lashing found on scaffolding outside the technology block..!

tied it round the door handle and then to the radiator pipe....

he had to ring the school office on his mobile to get freed!!

 

[nickblake]

We had a head master passed away now , used to run down the corridor onto the school stage banged his arms down on his podium basically a wooded structure with a desk on to just high enough for your arms to rest , so to cut a long story short another boring afternoon took all the screw out of it and left it just balanced in position , so following morning 1500 pupils and teacher all in the hall for assembly in he runs smakes his arms on the podium and as you have guessed it falls to hundreds of pieces the whole school erupted including the teachers , so confession time Mr Ellis RIP it was me

there was a time in uni (not me to thick for that ) i was working their when the was a comotion regarding a porters mini which during the night had ended up on the halls of residents roof 3 floors high , that was impressive they had to bring in a crane to lower it

Back to school lad next to me lit a fire work during an english lesson put it in his desk and blew the lid off which hit me on the head couldnt hear properly for 2 or three days after he was expelled but returned 3 weeks later together with another box of bangers which during a metalk work class out one in a vice and lit it this time it blew the jaws off the vice fire enines ambulance's police he was expelled again never saw him again after that

 

[nickblake]

just one more then i shut up most boring day of the year Sports day especially when you are not very good at it did my race came last , very hot day slight breeze in fact it was a perfect day i was looking at insects through a magnifying glass , bet you can see where this ones going , yep you guessed it set fire to the school field 2 achers of burning gorse 4 fire engins later we all had to go back in and do lessons dont think the y know who did it and it was an accident scared the C out of me at the time the whole school got a right dressing down , lectures on the danger of fire by the fire service and police looking back i think you plonker but also see the funny side as no one was hurt think that was the worst i did

 

[High Tower]

Flushes 2 thunder flashes down the last toilet of a run, where i knew the pipe turned into the wall and dissapeared into the girls bogs, two big bangs later and the great barr tsunami was created.

 

[johnboy6083]

ive had fights with my mate, with fire extinguishers. i once crept up on him, and fried a c02 into his ear. im not exaggerating when i say that he jumped over the table from a standing position. these were the large square tables with 4 vices on them.
the bloke stained himself, metaphorically speaking.

another time, we made a weather presentation for an expressive arts exam. as he was setting up the gear, i screamed in his ear, and again caused a premature cleansing of his trousers. he turned around andwacked me straight in the gob. it hurt like hell, but i couldnt stop laughing, and i carried on laughing as he chased me down the corridor.

 

[Electricalserv]

We used to get the battery packs from the science classroom (the ones you made circuits with bulbs & stuff, You know) Anyway after use the teacher would always count them to see if any where missing. Me and my mate clocked this and decided we'd get someone into trouble. Anyway our chosen target was an innocent choir boy.(You know the type, polished shoes, bag on two shoulders, 5 or six parker pens in his 'pencil case' a real mummys boy. So at the end of class we opened his bag and put one of these real expensive battery packs in. Needless to say the teacher griped the poor sod and to her gullability she made him stay behind....This set the tone for the rest of the year. If something went missing his bag got checked.

Job done

 

[Paul.M]

In high school aged about 14 me and my best mate (who was a massive trouble maker) had a cunning plan. The music room was next door to the dinner hall and each room had a speaker system. We brought in an old tape player and some rf connectors, climbed on top of a cupboard to get to the speaker, plugged in the tape player to the out going wire and pressed play. The dinner hall with about 200 kids in it heard Chubby Brown signing a song about Dolly Parttons wobbley bits and something about Johny having a cockeril in his hand .

The laughter we got from our mates and the frantic look on the teachers faces was classic. It only lasted for those two songs and only on that one 20w speaker but it was worth the week of detention.

 

[DurhamSparky]

once made up a replica version of the national grid with crock clips and wires on a bench in Technology!!

had a variable voltage tranny and well i basically set it up and told the nugget oof the class to play with it and he wacked it full belt and vaporised all the wire and was left with crock clips!!!

idiot set the fire alarm off with the smoke he produced!!

 

[Electricalserv]

Another one...(discusting I know) was underneath the tables all the rotten chewy....Anyway this became my ammunition...I used to sit at the very back of the class and throw balls of this off chewy in the wogs of peoples heads. It kept me amused for over 12 months until one day someones mother came in telling the headmaster her son had to get his lovely hair shaved off because someone had been throwing chewy in his barnet.

Wog heads beware!!!!!

job done

 

[SirKit Breaker]

I had a very fit french teacher, and i was the class clown in french. She bent over the desk next to mine to help someone with her legs open a bit, so i put my pen right up into her crotch, unfortunately someone laughed, she turned round and my pen jabbed right into her box. The ensuing visit to the headmaster wasn't to receive any house points.

Cheers..........Howard

 

[Lofty]

Me and the rest of the 4th year managed to put the maths teachers Mini up onto the 1st floor landing of the dorm block.
When he found it his face was a picture !.

Cheers,
Lofty.