work in progrees in Micro Brewery.

[telectrix]

s title. soon be up and brewing.

 

[FatAlan]

afaik, trad. english ales similar to Joules's, Pedigree, and the like.

Good man, assuming the head brewer is a bloke! In this day and age of Brexit we don’t want any of those Johnny Foreigner largers you know!

 

[Squid]

I also know the owner of this brewery and telectrix's inner scouse this time got the better of him and he raided the first brewed batch........

It did not end well for him.........

 

[telectrix]

can't be me. i don't wear a watch.

 

[Squid]

can't be me. i don't wear a watch.

Its an electronic tag from the person service......... you have cankles and they don't make one large enough ;o)))))

 

[telectrix]

wtf are cankles?

 

[DPG]

When you get old and your calf becomes almost the same thing as your ankle!

 

[Squid]

wtf are cankles?

 

[telectrix]

View attachment 46732

OMG that is gross. if i had legs like that, i'd euthanise myself.

 

[FatAlan]

I also know the owner of this brewery and telectrix's inner scouse this time got the better of him and he raided the first brewed batch........

It did not end well for him.........

View attachment 46730

Not a bad attempt at the recovery position.
Around 50 years ago my grandad came home from the pub after a skin full and promptly collapsed on top of the Xmas tree, much to the amusement of his grand kids, who awoke to the devastation the following day. Last night, following in FatAlan family tradition my brother did exactly the same

 

[telectrix]

ha ha, another tale... my present partner's father, now sadly deceased, was Polish. he drove back from pub 1 night absolutely ratted, collided his volvo with a parked car, carried on home, put volvo in garage , went to bed. 2 hours later police arrived to arrest him.he swore he'd been in bed for hours, once in cells he argued that he was getting worse treatment than the Gestapo. lack of substantial evidence meant he got away with it.

 

[Squid]

OMG that is gross. if i had legs like that, i'd euthanise myself.

Seems I am 15th in the queue to help you out........

 

[Squid]

Not a bad attempt at the recovery position.
Around 50 years ago my grandad came home from the pub after a skin full and promptly collapsed on top of the Xmas tree, much to the amusement of his grand kids, who awoke to the devastation the following day. Last night, following in FatAlan family tradition my brother did exactly the same

Not as good as my mate who a long time ago came home rat arsed, knocked the Christmas tree over and did a Richard on the present he bought for his sister, a leather jacket....... his Father was not impressed......

 

[Squid]

ha ha, another tale... my present partner's father, now sadly deceased, was Polish. he drove back from pub 1 night absolutely ratted, collided his volvo with a parked car, carried on home, put volvo in garage , went to bed. 2 hours later police arrived to arrest him.he swore he'd been in bed for hours, once in cells he argued that he was getting worse treatment than the Gestapo. lack of substantial evidence meant he got away with it.

Jesus, how embarrassing a Polak driving a Vulva........... tsk

 

[telectrix]

he could have had a trabant or a wartberg, but decided to pay more than 50 roubles/zloty.

 

[Squid]

he could have had a trabant or a wartberg, but decided to pay more than 50 roubles/zloty.

Not Polish cars......

 

[telectrix]

is there such a thing as a Polish car?

oops. yes. the dreaded Polonez which fell apart before it's 1st service.

 

[telectrix]

and the Polski Fiat... a Lada gone wrong.

 

[Midwest]

is there such a thing as a Polish car?

Certainly, they can go at great speed in reverse

 

[telectrix]

Certainly, they can go at great speed in reverse

thought that was french tanks.

 

[Squid]

thought that was french tanks.

Thats the Italian ones......

 

[Squid]

Certainly, they can go at great speed in reverse

saved your arses in the battle of Britain........ ;o)))))

 

[Squid]

My cousin had a Warszawa many many years ago......

 

[Midwest]

saved your arses in the battle of Britain........ ;o)))))

;0)))))

 

[telectrix]

saved your arses in the battle of Britain........ ;o)))))

Polish pilots accounted for around 10% of enemy aircraft shot down, a significant number, but not as many as you would have us believe. .

 

[oracle]

This thread, like so many, has turned into a "Choose your own conspiracy theory"

 

[Toneyz]

This thread, like so many, has turned into a "Choose your own conspiracy theory"

What regarding Tel's "work in progress".

 

[DPG]

This thread, like so many, has turned into a "Choose your own conspiracy theory"

In what way?

 

[oracle]

In what way?

Does Tel's work comply/not comply/none of the above/all of the above (choose one)
with the Regs/Part P/his political party/The Bagvad Gita (choose one)

Beause he is a good man/communist/sociopath/other (choose one) and should be paid
cash/in kind/anyway/nothing (choose one)

It's a bit like choose your own adventure but in a forum thread that goes down the rabbit hole/into a parellel world/to hell (choose one)

 

[Andy78]

It's a bit like choose your own adventure but in a forum thread that goes down the rabbit hole/into a parellel world/to hell (choose one)

A plumber appears on the path before you offering you a debate about cross bonding pipes underneath boilers
Turn to page 213 to engage in conversation
Turn to page 11 to mock his choice of career with degrading taunts
Turn to page 467 to slay him with your PZ2 to his heart

 

[freddo]

*Turns to page 467*
You slay the plumber with a single jab of your Wiha TorqueVario-S screwdriver. He drops to the ground, a neon screwdriver and roll of electrical tape fall from his tool belt.

A kitchen fitter installing extra sockets and downlights in the next room hears the commotion. Quickly grabbing his router, he cuts a worktop jointing slot in your skull.

You are dead.

 

[oracle]

Some questions also seem to be using only predictive text (also known as auto corrupt)
"The device has already range of electrical, including a safe isolation of dry water with an excellent opportunity to sit down"

 

[Silly Sausage]

@telectrix

Are you going to give us an update on this job?

 

[telectrix]

@telectrix

Are you going to give us an update on this job?

will do as soon as i hear it's up and running. bear in mind it's 38 miles each way, so i'm not going there unless.......

1. he phones up with a problem, or......
2. there's a few take away bottles awaiting.

of the 2 , option 2 is the favourite.

 

[Silly Sausage]

I was wondering if you have got any pics of the finished job?

 

[telectrix]

basically the job was finished before crimbo. all brewing equipment was connected. obviously not put under load as the vats were dry/empty.

 

[pc1966]

So did you ever get to try the beer?