Would you like the menu????

[Octopus]

Earlier this evening the misses and I went for a short walk , and stopped at the local for a swift one ............ I ordered a pint ........... she wanted a gin and tonic ................ and was asked "would you like the see the menu?"

Yes there is a menu for the choice of gin's

Yes really!

£8.95 for 1 pint and a G&T!

 

[Leader]

Yes gin is all the rage! Lots of gin bars have popped up in the past couple of years. I hate it myself.

 

[telectrix]

i hate gin also. and pubs that charge more than £2.80 for a pint. bloody robbers.

best pub in our town it's £2.10 for a pint of real cask ale and £1 for a large well stuffed bap.

 

[Leader]

The pub up the road here has just increased Guinness to £4.80 a pint!

 

[static zap]

Yes gin is all the rage! Lots of gin bars have popped up in the past couple of years.....

I was trained its " Mothers Ruin " , so do we now have lots of trendy women about? ... Moved on from wine bars

 

[telectrix]

couple of years ago was on a Haven caravan park. only drinkable bevy in the bar was bottled nookie brown @ £4.56. next night 'er indoors' large handbag contained 6 bottles from aldi which cost £1.29 a bottle. winner?

 

[telectrix]

gin is bad enough but tonic water is the pi$$ of the devil.

 

[static zap]

As a youth I remeber thinking night-club prices were a rip off , little did i realize
that I'may not always live near a cheap Working-mans club !

 

[The Ghost]

I was astounded when my Son told me he spends easily £200 on a night out in London and as he said "Dad we don't even get drunk, it's around a tenner per drink and entry fees plus taxis, a few clubs and you're out of dough!" Couple of guinness at home £2 does for me!

 

[static zap]

Has always suprised me , booze cheaper in poorer areas ... well till the gov
started sorting Cider out!

 

[telectrix]

christ, for £200 you can have a wedding reception up here

 

[Des 56]

£200 for a night out,that's bonkers pricing

For £200 I'd expect a limo to pick me up at the door,a tart to comfort me for the evening and a minder to pick me up when I got blotto

 

[The Ghost]

As my Son told me, a taxi (uber) cost £30. So 7 a.m. got a call from Hounslow police station my Son had been arrested for stealing a taxi. He was with a young lady and half way to his destination the young lady said "oh I live there, would you like to have a coffee at mine?" Needless to say he was desperate for a coffee, and agreed to leave the taxi and cut his journey short to help out the young lady and assuage his err... thirst. The taxi driver went on a wobbler when my Son offerred him £15 for half the journey. Taxi man got out of the vehicle to remonstrate (to put it mildly, i.e. girl screaming at violence etc.) and his taxi (mercedes) rolled down the hill and crashed into a garden wall.
Taxi man told police my Son had stolen the taxi and crashed it. So I told my Son get the duty solicitor and get yourself out of there. Of course investigations led to the conclusion that there was no case to answer. I said ffs for £15 more you could have had a nice cup of coffee in good company but decided to get arrested instead. Bad decision. I wont tell you what I called him as I know you are very sensitive dear reader.
So let that be a cautionary tale for when you contract with Uber taxis on your smart phone!

 

[Squid]

Had no issues with Uber myself, so did your son get his coffee and a leg over after being de-arrested?

 

[Squid]

christ, for £200 you can have a wedding reception up here

Hi hun I am Marcus from Nigeria and am looking for British Passport.............

 

[Midwest]

I love gin, its best to consume that rather than water, just in case of the bugs. Not sure what it's like making tea?

There was actually riots in the 1700's when the government bought in the Gin Act, to stop the plebs consuming too much of it. There are too many producers of the stuff, these days, charging £40 a bottle, when you can get nice litre bottle of Gordons for £18.

Ice & a slice

 

[telectrix]

Hi hun I am Marcus from Nigeria and am looking for British Passport.............

Normal mariage or a poofy same sex charade?

 

[Squid]

Normal mariage or a poofy same sex charade?

Its mostly male tool tarts on this forum what do you think, can we have a Gin Reception........

 

[The Ghost]

did your son get

Nope spent the night in clink instead for £15! Words fail me.

 

[telectrix]

Its mostly male tool tarts on this forum what do you think, can we have a Gin Reception........

no chance. beer or whiskey only. the female tool tarts can sup the gin and silly cocktails.

 

[Squid]

Nope spent the night in clink instead for £15! Words fail me.

The apprentice is only as good as the Master.........

 

[Squid]

no chance. beer or whiskey only. the female tool tarts can sup the gin and silly cocktails.

Its like Auf Wiedersehen Pet on here all exotic like man

 

[Midwest]

no chance. beer or whiskey only. the female tool tarts can sup the gin and silly cocktails.

I like all of that stuff, not picky me. Glass of beer, gin even Guiness. All good glasses of Gods good nectar.

 

[stevethesparks]

Compare the price of a gallon of petrol to 8 pints of beer and then consider whats required to provide both. The price of alcohol is ridiculous.

 

[Lou]

I was somewhere a couple of weeks ago and the G&T menu was about 8 pages long!

 

[Pete999]

The apprentice is only as good as the Master.........

Not it they are
1 Always late
2Always hungover
3 Wore big working boots when working in Peoples Houses
4 wouldn't listen
5 Told his Dad I was to hard on him
6 He was a Prat from the word go
7 Never had any tools
8 Lost most of mine
I used to go home so stressed, he was without doubt the most useless Apprentice I had, a waste of air.

 

[Squid]

Not it they are
1 Always late
2Always hungover
3 Wore big working boots when working in Peoples Houses
4 wouldn't listen
5 Told his Dad I was to hard on him
6 He was a Prat from the word go
7 Never had any tools
8 Lost most of mine
I used to go home so stressed, he was without doubt the most useless Apprentice I had, a waste of air.

Seeing as he was your son why didn't you just give him a whack?

 

[Pete999]

Seeing as he was your son why didn't you just give him a whack?

What makes you think he was my Son? seems a rather random thought

 

[Squid]

Think about it ;o)))))))

 

[telectrix]

me and pete don't think anymore. e
we're senile.
when are we going to have a senility neutral confusion thread?

 

[davesparks]

What makes you think he was my Son? seems a rather random thought

Because the 'apprentice' being the son was the whole point of the post you were quoting!