Would you like the menu????

[Midwest]

I love gin, its best to consume that rather than water, just in case of the bugs. Not sure what it's like making tea?

There was actually riots in the 1700's when the government bought in the Gin Act, to stop the plebs consuming too much of it. There are too many producers of the stuff, these days, charging £40 a bottle, when you can get nice litre bottle of Gordons for £18.

Ice & a slice

 

[telectrix]

Hi hun I am Marcus from Nigeria and am looking for British Passport.............

Normal mariage or a poofy same sex charade?

 

[Squid]

Normal mariage or a poofy same sex charade?

Its mostly male tool tarts on this forum what do you think, can we have a Gin Reception........

 

[The Ghost]

did your son get

Nope spent the night in clink instead for £15! Words fail me.

 

[telectrix]

Its mostly male tool tarts on this forum what do you think, can we have a Gin Reception........

no chance. beer or whiskey only. the female tool tarts can sup the gin and silly cocktails.

 

[Squid]

Nope spent the night in clink instead for £15! Words fail me.

The apprentice is only as good as the Master.........

 

[Squid]

no chance. beer or whiskey only. the female tool tarts can sup the gin and silly cocktails.

Its like Auf Wiedersehen Pet on here all exotic like man

 

[Midwest]

no chance. beer or whiskey only. the female tool tarts can sup the gin and silly cocktails.

I like all of that stuff, not picky me. Glass of beer, gin even Guiness. All good glasses of Gods good nectar.

 

[stevethesparks]

Compare the price of a gallon of petrol to 8 pints of beer and then consider whats required to provide both. The price of alcohol is ridiculous.

 

[Lou]

I was somewhere a couple of weeks ago and the G&T menu was about 8 pages long!

 

[Pete999]

The apprentice is only as good as the Master.........

Not it they are
1 Always late
2Always hungover
3 Wore big working boots when working in Peoples Houses
4 wouldn't listen
5 Told his Dad I was to hard on him
6 He was a Prat from the word go
7 Never had any tools
8 Lost most of mine
I used to go home so stressed, he was without doubt the most useless Apprentice I had, a waste of air.

 

[Squid]

Not it they are
1 Always late
2Always hungover
3 Wore big working boots when working in Peoples Houses
4 wouldn't listen
5 Told his Dad I was to hard on him
6 He was a Prat from the word go
7 Never had any tools
8 Lost most of mine
I used to go home so stressed, he was without doubt the most useless Apprentice I had, a waste of air.

Seeing as he was your son why didn't you just give him a whack?

 

[Pete999]

Seeing as he was your son why didn't you just give him a whack?

What makes you think he was my Son? seems a rather random thought

 

[Squid]

Think about it ;o)))))))

 

[telectrix]

me and pete don't think anymore. e
we're senile.
when are we going to have a senility neutral confusion thread?