CK Tools Giveaway - Tell us what your most essential tool is to enter

Electrical2go · Apr 25, 2019

We are giving away a set of
CK Tools - Triton XLS Screwdrivers
worth £20.00

For your chance to win, simply comment on this thread with Your favourite Sparky joke. (Keep it clean-ish)
The professional quality Triton XLS Screwdriver is designed with tip type marking for easy identification, a large soft grip tri-lobe handle for exceptional comfort and high torque turns. The handle is injection moulded directly to blade giving the ultimate bond for increased reliability and durability. Anti roll flats to prevent the screwdriver rolling off sloping surfaces. The blade is manufactured from a toughened alloy steel for excellent durability and precision machined tips to reduce the risk of tip breakage.

The winner will be announced on 10th May.
(Please note: this competition is also running on both facebook and Twitter too,
so add more than one joke for extra chances to win).
(UK entries Only)
After we announce the result, if the winner does not respond within 5 days, another winner shall be chosen.

Charlie_ · Apr 25, 2019

Rpa07 said:
If it didn’t sound so angry Charlie, I think that would be the winner!

I just made that joke up all by myself.

Haha I was trying to replicate the feelings that most sparkies show when replying to the dreaded bulb scenario..
My first idea was the sketch from life of Brian when the question is asked about the people’s front of Judea but that would have been even more angry

Squid · Apr 25, 2019

Just send them to Pete999 addressed to his wife the biggest laugh will be him trying to explain that he didn't buy any tools, stick in a fake invoice for £99 as well.

buzzlightyear · Apr 25, 2019

this is the one I plugged in earlier. LOL.

Charlie_ · Apr 25, 2019

There once was a German called Carl Kammerling

Who left all his competitors snarling

From grips to snips

All over the world on ships

So give us some Magma and let’s Avit!

westward10 · Apr 25, 2019

What's the definition of confusion, two blind lesbians in a fish market.

NDG Elecs · Apr 26, 2019

Electricians Jokes; I know two that pretty much always make me laugh....

1. Builders

2. Plasterers

PEG · Apr 26, 2019

A plumber,a plasterer and a spark,go for the same fancy job...
At the interview,they are each given two ball-bearing balls,and told to come back,the day after,with something useful and innovative,they have designed and made,themselves.

The next day,they all turn up.....the plumber presents his offering ..."i have soldered them to the end of these rods,and can use them as a hole punch,on gaskets..."

The plasterer,shows his offering..."i have glued wires to them,and made a swinging ball, desk ornament,called Newton's cradle..."

Impressed,the interviewer turns to the spark,and asks "and what have you done with yours?"

...spark grins,and says "i lost one,and broke the other......"

Deleted member 72666 · Apr 26, 2019

Charlie_ · Apr 26, 2019

A plumber, a plasterer and an electrician walk into a pub together..

Oh yeah, as if!

Or

A plumber, a plasterer and a diyer walk into a pub..
The electrician walks out..

Sintra · Apr 26, 2019

What is an electrician’s favourite ice cream flavour?

Shock-o-lot

What is another name for an electrical apprentice?

Shock absorber

Electrical2go · Apr 26, 2019

Dustydazzler said:
What is the question ?

Hi there, either tell us your most essential electrician's tool you can't live without or tell us your favourite Sparky joke - Good luck

Charlie_ · Apr 26, 2019

Difficult to pick out just 1 tool;

But I’ve made my choice

ruston · Apr 26, 2019

Would't correct properly.Deleted.

buzzlightyear · Apr 26, 2019

love this one .

telectrix · Apr 26, 2019

an electrician, a plumber, and a lawyer are shipwrecked and in a sinking dinghy.sharks are circling, when the electrician falls off.he is immediately eaten by the sharks,

next day, due to a severe leak in the dinghy that the plumber could not fix, as he'd left his push-fits on the ship, he sinks under the waves and is eaten by the sharks.

couple of days later, the lawyer, feeling all alone with noboddy to talk to/interrogate/ twist replies, dives overboard in a suicidal attempt.

the sharks all circle round and somehow leave him alone.

next day he's picked up by a passing cargo ship bound for Somalia with some young white slaves.

the "captain" of this sold barge wants to know why the sharks have not eaten the lawyer.

"professional courtesy" , says the lawyer.