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  1. Elmer BeFuddled

    External earth fault loop tt system

    I've just looked in my BGB (A-Z of Animals of the World, 1971) and Spartykus is bang on! Who knew nature and electrons were so closely interlinked?
  2. Elmer BeFuddled

    Shoddy work

    Wouldn't that be a ten four amp?
  3. Elmer BeFuddled

    Sloooooooow internet

    But he's probably been waiting this long for the page to load to see if he has an answer???
  4. Elmer BeFuddled

    zs

    You smart ar$e!!
  5. Elmer BeFuddled

    Heights for sockets and switches

    Was recently involved in a private new build. Client was not havin "effin sockets half way up the effin wall and switches by me effin belly button" (a tall fella). He was paying the bills so he got what he wanted. NIC questioned it but were OK with that when explained. I can see it being an...
  6. Elmer BeFuddled

    External earth fault loop tt system

    Ra is Like Re and Ri. Religious education and Religious instruction. Ra is Religious arithmetic.
  7. Elmer BeFuddled

    Any Automotive Electricians on board?

    Thanks for all the hints n tips. Bit of a late feedback but.... Bloody thing wouldn't start today (nice tidy little motor really, 81 on clock), went and did all the clean ups etc. but still no joy. Anyway, to cut a long story short (thanks Spandau Ballet!) bit the bullet and got the new battery...
  8. Elmer BeFuddled

    best complaints stroppiest customer

    Sounds like I haven't lived yet!!
  9. Elmer BeFuddled

    rugby fans congregate here !

    Well done Scotland! I went into the game hoping Ireland would win but after the first half with the jocks having virtually no possession I switched my allegiance to Scotland. But look on the bright side. England haven't lost... yet!!
  10. Elmer BeFuddled

    rugby fans congregate here !

    Never trust an eye talian to do a decent job!! Napoleonic wars (repeated again) about to start.
  11. Elmer BeFuddled

    Shipping Container as a Shed

    Did some work at a bike hire shop in remote Hamsterley forest that used a container for storage. It was running on a genny prior to when we put it on mains. Banged in a couple of rods (TT) and the Ze was very good, Once the container came into the equation the Ze dropped through the floor...
  12. Elmer BeFuddled

    Anyone got a good pricing programme?

    Find attached in the zip my Job Estimator Excel sheet. It's very basic! Type in description, base price, quantity required. It'll then add 20% vat, 10% mark up and calculates the totals of each as you go along. I'm trying to figure out how to make it always round up to the nearest penny as if...
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  14. Elmer BeFuddled

    Anyone got a good pricing programme?

    I used to do Wedding Photography. The pages inside the album and the size of photo could vary. So I made an excel script that gave me: number of pictures, number of pages (of a style), size of pictures, album cover, add vat, add 20% (for E&OE), then add 50% (my 'salary'). I'm trying to adapt...
  15. Elmer BeFuddled

    How do you pay mates/ subsides

    I got a 'mentor' through a training college. He must have been happy with me as I asked if he'd give me 16hrs p.w. for 26 weeks. Ended up doing usually a full 40hr week. To keep his books straight I applied to hmrb** for a self employed ref number and invoiced him weekly for hours worked. He...
  16. Elmer BeFuddled

    NO EARTH FOUND ... can I change my system to pme myself?

    Haddaway n sheite!! Or:- Most likely not old chap.
  17. Elmer BeFuddled

    Any Automotive Electricians on board?

    Another helpful tip Robot*5! Thanks.
  18. Elmer BeFuddled

    Any Automotive Electricians on board?

    Cheers, just gotta find the earth point! That'll be tomorrow now, best stay sober!
  19. Elmer BeFuddled

    Kitchen wiring in a potentially flooding (again) house

    I assume all wiring drops from the ceiling, not rises from the floor? Recommended max distance from cookers to switch is 2 metres.
  20. Elmer BeFuddled

    Any Automotive Electricians on board?

    SWMBO was returning from work one night last week in her S reg. VW Polo when (I quote) "it was like the battery n everything died, the clock reset and battery light came on". Then she drove home OK. So I go out a couple of days later, check battery connections, looking good n clean. Yet...

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