For anyone that is interested!
543.2.9 - Except where the circuit protective conductor is formed by a metal covering or enclosure containing all of the conductors of the ring, the circuit protective conductor of every ring final circuit shall also be run in the form of a ring having both ends...
Digital thermostat girl really does it for me!!! She can infiltrate the canteen anytime. We really need her in engineering. I shall make her “Head of Quality, Improvements and Systems Analysis”.;)
Holy Moley!!! Just got into the canteen and the place looks like a refugee holding centre. Some people obviously couldn’t find their way back to their living quarters. The last time I saw the Captain, he was behind the counter stuffing the turkey. It was gross! No PPE and not a single latex...
She knows how to blow my warp bubble!:D
Computer!!! Commander Kamikaze. Initiate auto-assimilation sequence! Authorization: Kamikaze, 4, 7, Echo, Tango, Charlie, Barbecue. Yamaha outboard motor girl‘s biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Her knowledge will be...
I applaud everyone’s enthusiasm for Brexit. Ultimately it’s like being a over optimistic parents of a fat kid on sports day. Remember, it’s not the winning or losing, it’s the taking part that counts.;)
Ahhh…Pete! Welcome to the canteen! I hope you are having a really good Christmas and help yourself to the fruit cake Lady K made. Eat, drink and be mary!!! And because it’s you, you get to pull your Christmas cracker early. So lets hear the joke owt lad! How many ears does the Captain have...
The Captains starship is still officially missing after the fool misplaced it. He tried to blame me for it, until he found out the boys and I had actually sneaked off early on Friday afternoon. And we were in the pub when the starships galactic positioning system was accidentally switched off on...
So the Captain rings me at half past three of the afternoon clock and wants three LED flood lights fitted to the outside of the starship before the end of play. Just then the phone signal went t!t$up and I didn’t get the complete message. And now the fool has misplaced his starship. Not even...
As it happens, I took an aerial photograph of the area this morning. Don’t know what all the fuss is all about. There is nothing exciting to see on it.:)
It’s probably just an Amazon test drone trying to deliver a parcel. Where is your Christmas spirit? If they shoot it down, then somebody’s Wacky Backy won’t be delivered for the festive season.:)
At 2:56 was that the predator sound? In the words of that great Austrian philosopher; “If it bleeds we can kill it!” But I’m sure the predator only had eyes for those tools.:)
I think it was a German who said that a man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. And allegedly that wall is only two miles long. So anybody with good enough eyesight will just walk round it.:D
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