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  1. Kamikaze

    Never have I ever!!!!!

    Never have I ever traced an intermitted fault using an unauthorized test method until the fault presented itself in a more meaningful manner.:)
  2. Kamikaze

    Never have I ever!!!!!

    Never have I ever sawn the legs of the captains chair and then made it look like the chair was still intact.
  3. Kamikaze

    Never have I ever!!!!!

    Never have I ever taken another sparks toolbox outside and screwed it onto the tarmac and then greased the underside of the handles.
  4. Kamikaze

    Never have I ever!!!!!

    Never have I ever mislead the paparazzi into thinking that I knew where a well known celebrity was staying at.:D
  5. Kamikaze

    Never have I ever!!!!!

    Never have I made the end off on a pyro and forgotten to put the shroud on first.
  6. Kamikaze

    Never have I ever!!!!!

    Never have I wired a ring main but without the main.
  7. Kamikaze

    Never have I ever!!!!!

    Never have I fantasised about Emma Clancy dressed as Lt. Uhura sitting on the edge of her bed with all her hailing frequencies wide open.
  8. Kamikaze

    STIG electrical quotes

    I’m afraid the beatings must continue until morale improves.;) “Some say” in the shower he wears a shower cap on his helmet and it was him that trained Superman in the art of keeping a secret identity. All we know is, when he took all the regulations out of BS 7671 and inserted his own...
  9. Kamikaze

    If you are..............

    My all time favourite was a nurse that hit a cable with a spade in the garden and it blew her twenty foot across the garden straight through the open patio window. And if it hadn’t been for the storage heater on the other side of the room, she would have kept going. And only yesterday a handy...
  10. Kamikaze

    STIG electrical quotes

    “Some say” he was pulling cables through the ceiling void at the Institute of Electrical Confusion while listening to “Let's get it up” on his walkman, when he started daydreaming about Emma Clancy and duly fell out of the ceiling. All we know is, the niceic bible states the bleeding obvious...
  11. Kamikaze

    Name 3 sparkies to work with

    Oh…you would soon get bored of me. I’m more of a warning to others than an inspiration. I'm just thankful that I made it through life, mostly in one piece. Not sure if I could still manage a day of hard graft since my duties on the starship are largely ceremonial. What we really need is a forum...
  12. Kamikaze

    Happy St George's Day!

    Many poems, films and songs have been made about their exploits. I’ve named my kn0b after this tune.:D
  13. Kamikaze

    Happy St George's Day!

    I first learned about the thin red line and the 93rd Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders infantry regiment through this record. It’s best played LOUD! Enjoy!
  14. Kamikaze

    Happy St George's Day!

    And during the Crimean war they were called “The Thin Red Line” because of the sexy little thongs they wore.:D
  15. Kamikaze

    Happy St George's Day!

    Only had a couple of sips of Port last night to toast the Queen. I’m off everything that is enjoyable at the moment until the Quacks at the hospital have taken my gallbladder out. You could be right about the Scots! Went down to Tenby for the Ironman Wales triathlon a few years ago and got...
  16. Kamikaze

    Happy St George's Day!

    Went to the local Royal Society of St. George dinner and dance last night. An event I’ve only missed once in the last 10 years because one of my daughters got married on the same day a couple of years ago. I do enjoy a good knees-up but had to knock most of it on the head in the last 12 months...
  17. Kamikaze

    Happy St George's Day!

    It’s that time of the year again!:) This is best sung LOUD!:D Have a good’un!:)
  18. Kamikaze

    Heatmeiser system query

    Got bored this afternoon and decided to go on a little jolly to the job. It turns out that the relocation of the manifold won’t be too bad. The wires should pull back and might be long enough to reach the new location (famous last words…lol). Only the utility ceiling will have to come down. The...
  19. Kamikaze

    Heatmeiser system query

    They weren’t even the biggest numpties on site. The people that poured the self levelling floor have managed to make it look like a rollercoaster ride. Apparently the difference in some places is up to 50mm. The client and the contractor are now at deathcon 1. It wouldn’t surprise me if the...
  20. Kamikaze

    Heatmeiser system query

    Ta muchly!

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