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  1. Kamikaze

    Xmas greetings ......................

    It was black eyed Friday alright. Got home from the Christmas party. Managed to get up the stairs but as I got into the bedroom, the room was spinning and the bed was going round and round. So I decided to wait until the bed came round again and tried to jump on it. But I missed and clipped the...
  2. Kamikaze

    Happy Christmas and a prosperous new year

    It’s on a Starship so we don’t have to worry about bonding it.;) Steady on Pete lad! You know your pacemaker can’t handle a real woman anymore. :D
  3. Kamikaze

    Happy Christmas and a prosperous new year

    I hope none of you get your tinsel in a tangle and as you know, an electricians Christmas is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anyone else’s. We start drinking early and while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. Hopefully you all have...
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  5. Kamikaze

    Name your tune...

    One of my neighbours used to like Whitesnake even more than I do. I once played them so loud that he threw bricks at the windows so he could hear them better.:D
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    Site Canteen

    Episode 1 of Lieutenant Commander Data ruined my week!:) On a scale of one to afternoon tea, it sits firmly at Fawlty Towers. Data’s attempt of humour during the movie has landed him in a spot of bother. In the canteen twilight, he flashed his sausage roll at Deanna Troi. She should have seen...
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    I am confused over the wording of Regulation 411.1

    It‘s all explained in D.W. Cockburn’s “An Illustrated Explanation of Earthed Equipotential Bonding” and “An Illustrated Explanation of Automatic Disconnection of Supply”:tearsofjoy:
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    Site Canteen

    That was a hard slog but the canteen is shipshape again. Time to rescue some food and beer from the fridge. The captain will never know. It’s a good job he doesn’t have to hunt for his own food. He doesn’t even know where the sandwiches live. Although to be fair to him, we have strange customs...
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    Site Canteen

    Rides into the canteen on the sinclair C5 of interstellar taxis the “Skyjack SJ16” and finds the place looks like someone lost a game of Jumanji. Got instructions from the captain of the starship to stick a statue of Jesus on top of the Christmas tree. Personally, I think he’s lost the plot...
  10. Kamikaze

    I have lost the will to live..........

    She’s got a cracking set of air bags. That might come in handy in a few years time. And I don’t know what the fuss is all about him marrying a commoner. I would commoner any day of the week.:D
  11. Kamikaze

    Fluorescent lighting troubleshooting guide

    Electrokinetica - Welcome - http://www.electrokinetica.org/
  12. Kamikaze

    Demoted after all this time

    I must subconsciously be gearing up for it. Found myself listening to Perry Como - Papa Loves Mambo yesterday. Haven’t actually seen the sequel and the reviews aren’t very good for it but I’m willing to wager that $ʎ¡ʇ still happened when he partied naked!:D
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    Demoted after all this time

    Drinks are on swparksey tonight…lol
  14. Kamikaze

    Demoted after all this time

    Welcome back! The pub is boarded up and derelict. It was never the same again after the prices went up and the cigarette ban. Although, occasionally someone will accidentally fall through the dusty crevices.:)
  15. Kamikaze

    20 days electrical training for somone who has no knowledge about electric

    Yeah…but if all the wannabes blowing their money on mickey mouse certificates chipped in together, it would be doable.;):D
  16. Kamikaze

    20 days electrical training for somone who has no knowledge about electric

    We could have had a cracking forum party for £2500. The knowledge and experience he would have picked up from the members would have been a better investment.:)
  17. Kamikaze

    Never have I ever!!!!!

    We probably have Lady999 to thank for Pete’s good behaviour because as you know, behind every great man is a woman with a hostage.:) Never have I ever had to use electrical tape as a band-aid plaster.
  18. Kamikaze

    Never have I ever!!!!!

    The random explosive test as it is affectionately known on the starship is not for the faint-hearted.:) Never have I ever had to save any parts for an autopsy.
  19. Kamikaze

    Never have I ever!!!!!

    My mid-life crisis, like a runaway train going off the rails, is brought to you by decaf coffee. Hopefully you’re still enjoying it!;) Never have I ever called the NICEIC and asked for the personal phone number of Emma Clancy.:)
  20. Kamikaze

    Never have I ever!!!!!

    Never have I ever accidentally dropped my favourite cutters down the cavity at a fire station and was forced to carefully knock out a breeze block at low level to retrieve it.

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