My AM2
A few years ago I took my AM2 and I was given a fault switch. My examiner refused to come from behind his desk to change it and insisted it was not faulty, only when i took a bell unit and the switch over to him and proved in front of him that it was faulty he finaly (after me waisting...
Got called out by new tenant, storage heaters weren't working. I had put htese in new durinig the summer, combi type. Talked thro the problem on the phone and he said they were switched on but cold ut the fan heater worked...Got there and everything seemed fine. So I asked him how he had used...
Greetings all.
My next door neighbour has asked me to put a socket outside his garage but at a very funny height.
It will be used at Christmas to plug outside flashing and dancing lights and decorations into.
I think he wants to light up the whole of the front of his garage.
The thing is he...
Hi guys.
I wonder if I can inquire of your collective knowledge on this one. A colleague passed me a job where the customer had a couple of faults. One was that kitchen lights would trip the RCD when switched on.
The installation is on a 16th edition split board, and none of the lighting...
First thing this morning I picked up the apprentice and went to the first job in the city center. Need to unload and park up ten mins walk away kind of thing.
Anyway, got there and parked on double yellow lines, jumped out to off load tools + mats. In a rush I opened both back doors of the...
We've all suffered this, Cheers you slags.
Anyway, a plasterer told me this one, he was working in a downstairs room, in someones house, with his mixing drill lying on the floor, plugged in near the front door (open). He notices it moving slowly along the floor towards the door, you get the...
You have to Love the Irish
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me...
Just looked at facebook and a friend has posted a link to the bay if you look for item 330591109342 at the moment it has 3 pages of q&a funny... it is well worth a read:smile:
1 - Open Google Maps
2 - Click on "get directions"
3 - Type China as your starting point
4 - Type Taiwan as your destination.
5 - Read step 48
:rolleyes4::icon13:
7 - Type China to Japan
8 - Read step 27
About a year ago I quoted to install some wiring to a garage, anyway didn’t get the job because I was to expensive and wouldn’t budge on price. So the homeowner decided to install it himself , however, he chose a rather unusual installation method…through a tree, actually wound round the...
Here one to start you off , Our music teacher one front tooth , sang at the top of her voice totally out of key played the piano hymes at assembly was always playing the wrong notes , one boring afternoon i put drawing pins in all the hammers on the piano so the following morning she let rip on...
Hi all,
Its been a bit glum on the old forum lately, so I thought that I'd tell you of something that happened a few years ago on site - It was only talking to a mate, that he reminded me of it.
Once upon a time, at a site in West London, it was a beautiful sunny day. I was just going on a late...
Nothing to do on a Sunday evening..
YouTube - MythBusters - Fun With Gas
YouTube - Billy's Balls 2
YouTube - superglued flip flops
I'm sure there's loads better out there.. Any ideas?
I have my elecsa assessment tommrrow the job I am showing is a loft extension and shower room.
on the shower circuit I have a Zs reading of 0.52 but the Ze is 0.06 and R1+R2 is 0.13
I though my tester was faulty so I had it calibrated and went back today to get the same readings:confused:
Is...
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