1st Game of Golf ever

[dingledong]

Tiger woods look out

 

[ian.settle1]

Best hole on the golf course is the 19th

 

[Besoeker]

What could go wrong!
I am playing my 1st game of Golf ever tomorrow at 11.15, can't wait but I can see it quickly becoming a comedy sketch.
It is a 4 ball, 1 regular player who's good, one average who thinks he is happy gilmore, 1 left hooker who as never played and only it a bucket of balls on the range once, and then there's me been on the range probably 3 times but never played a round.
Get Ready!!!

You do know the origin of Golf don't you?
Well, it started at the Royal and Ancient in St Andrews in Fife.
King James VI, he of the KJV bible, used to play along the links there.
He called it "flog ball". But, being a man of words as the KJV demonstrates decided to give a little twist to make it seem more formal.

And "flog ball" became golf.

 

[Besoeker]

Then there was the Caliph with 18 wives.
He referred to them as his golf course........

 

[Silly Sausage]

Then there was the Caliph with 18 wives.
He referred to them as his golf course........

They didn't do oral then? :smilielol5:

Technically speaking, he could have just had six!

 

[dingledong]

Gasp !

 

[Plonker 3]

I though it was so called because of Gentleman Only Ladies F​orbidden.

 

[Besoeker]

I though it was so called because of Gentleman Only Ladies F​orbidden.

My references are better.
King James VI was a Scot........

 

[dingledong]

Glenn once loved football ? ?

 

[Besoeker]

They didn't do oral then? :smilielol5:

Technically speaking, he could have just had six!

Nasty boy!!!

 

[Paul.M]

They didn't do oral then? :smilielol5:

Technically speaking, he could have just had six!

Obviously your referring to nostrils and ear holes :yesnod:


@GMES, Ping G20!!! Really good club mate, hope you can use it. Are those Wilson Pro Staff irons? Cant see on your wonky pictures..... sorted that out for you (numpty)

 

[GMES]

Obviously your referring to nostrils and ear holes :yesnod:


@GMES, Ping G20!!! Really good club mate, hope you can use it. Are those Wilson Pro Staff irons? Cant see on your wonky pictures..... sorted that out for you (numpty)

Wilson ultra clubs
And thank you for sorting them
and yes I am a numpty

 

[Paul.M]

You've left the price tag on the G20. How much!!!!!

Ok I paid £120 for my driver the other month, just bought some new Nike golf shoes today for the winter.

 

[GMES]

You've left the price tag on the G20. How much!!!!!

Ok I paid £120 for my driver the other month, just bought some new Nike golf shoes today for the winter.

£ 150.00 mate, but got 20.00 off it with a voucher I got when I bought the clubs

 

[Paul.M]

£ 150.00 mate, but got 20.00 off it with a voucher I got when I bought the clubs

I can see you have an enlarged head with a medium stiff shaft sir, make sure you have medium to hard balls and keep them clan and scratch free before you enter the hole. A good firm two handed grip will ensure control of your shaft and your balls will go much further and last longer and shoot straighter. No one likes ending up shooting from the bush when the hole is the goal.



Any more are welcome but keep it clean(ish)