A massive thank you to phil7677

[Phil]

noticed its the females bit you. same in the human world.LOL

yeh i reckon the mother in law has been having words

 

[Phil]

that`s the male sambava. stunning colours and like hens teeth to find

 

[alarm man]

As above. I've only been on this forum for 3 months and the single person that has bent over backwards for me and others has been Phil. His help has been overwhelming from a man I've never met. This I believe needs more than just a thank you. Your doing great work on here and make people like me aspire to become like you. I'm sure others feel the same, may I become the first to get the ball rolling to say a big thank you and wish you all the best for you and your family.

he's like that with all the new lads,give it a couple of weeks and he'll be back to his grumpy self,gotta watch those students,off marching somewhere causing bother..

 

[telectrix]

he's like that with all the new lads,give it a couple of weeks and he'll be back to his grumpy self,gotta watch those students,off marching somewhere causing bother..

so, there is life at the end of line resistor

 

[Phil]

he's like that with all the new lads,give it a couple of weeks and he'll be back to his grumpy self,gotta watch those students,off marching somewhere causing bother..

wasn`t me my face was covered

 

[SimpleSimon]

In the spirit of this thread the knowledge has been invaluable and the banter great.
Thank you to all. I love this place so much I can't get enough of it on here.
Phil your obviously a top spark and a top bloke so thanks for all the help. There are a few of you out here and your help is always most appreciated.

 

[millwall ken]

thats an absolute stunner. i had a massive female before. made a big viv stack in the utility room for them. i am down to 2 panther chams and a frog now. i could get carried away with the reps. see them love them and want them i quite like the rankins dragons

Oh well Phil, if you're the boy to ask, then it saves me a phone call to London Zoo. Phil, I've had a Komodo dragon illegally shipped to me and it lives in the garden. Do you reckon I can help it 'develope' a taste for a nasty horrible King Charles Cavalier? This dog, that belongs to my missus seems to have a HUGE problem with me for some reason!!!
So I've decided that it has to go, but the mutt is higher up the ranks in my house than me.... After all, he is 'better looking than me, and smells nicer' according to the missus anyway. So I was thinking of introducing them to each other when she goes out tomorrow. Whatta do you reckon?

 

[telectrix]

best way to deal with a king charles hairy mutt is to show it to a roundhead ( that's the round head of a 4lb hammer), or, as was done with king charles the 1st. a nice sharp felling axe.

 

[millwall ken]

best way to deal with a king charles hairy mutt is to show it to a roundhead ( that's the round head of a 4lb hammer), or, as was done with king charles the 1st. a nice sharp felling axe.

Tried that... I made a mock up of a madam de le guillotine, purely just to show the kids how one would work you see. Got the mutt into position and i was just about to release the blade when the missus came in the garden and caught me...

 

[telectrix]

so, no problem. test it on the mutt, then invite the missus up for a go

 

[Phil]

Oh well Phil, if you're the boy to ask, then it saves me a phone call to London Zoo. Phil, I've had a Komodo dragon illegally shipped to me and it lives in the garden. Do you reckon I can help it 'develope' a taste for a nasty horrible King Charles Cavalier? This dog, that belongs to my missus seems to have a HUGE problem with me for some reason!!!
So I've decided that it has to go, but the mutt is higher up the ranks in my house than me.... After all, he is 'better looking than me, and smells nicer' according to the missus anyway. So I was thinking of introducing them to each other when she goes out tomorrow. Whatta do you reckon?

we may laugh about having komodo dragons in there was 2 crates found at a council tip near me with the recycled food bits in the crates turned out that 1 was male and one was female looks as ken has an offspring. they will eat anything, may i bother you with the mother in law mind she might leave a bitter taste in his mouth after eating her

 

[millwall ken]

we may laugh about having komodo dragons in there was 2 crates found at a council tip near me with the recycled food bits in the crates turned out that 1 was male and one was female looks as ken has an offspring. they will eat anything, may i bother you with the mother in law mind she might leave a bitter taste in his mouth after eating her

Mother in law... even saying it leaves a bitter taste in the mouth!

 

[accordfire]

Mother in law... even saying it leaves a bitter taste in the mouth!

It seems that's one of the benefits of separation. I can tell mine to **** off, and mean it, without having to live with the consequences!

See, every silver lining has a cloud, after all!

 

[millwall ken]

It seems that's one of the benefits of separation. I can tell mine to **** off, and mean it, without having to live with the consequences!

See, every silver lining has a cloud, after all!

I take your point Bill, its almost worth getting a divorce for!!! Just to say **** off to the mouth in law. Oh the look on her face...

 

[telectrix]

am i alone in this world, then, having a mother in law who is kind, gentle, feeling, generous, helpful, knowledgeable, WAKEY, WAKEY. IT'S A DREAM!!!