A story in four words at a time...

[pirate]

with a side salad

 

[Des 56]

which made them vomit

 

[pirate]

into Kevin's big toolbox

 

[pirate]

thus making it useful

 

[pirate]

which makes a change

 

[Christopher Bernard]

for a kitchen fitter

 

[pirate]

who's a silly shi**er

 

[pirate]

but he's not bitter

 

[pirate]

cos his mother left

 

[pirate]

before the bailiffs came

 

[pirate]

which was a pity

 

[pirate]

as she had attributes

 

[Squid]

and Pirate is p1ssed

 

[pirate]

so no change there

 

[pirate]

but tonight he isn't!