Advice on how to proceed [humour]

[Dave Appleby]

Am currently working on a kitchen refurbishment.

Tile floors were taken up yesterday.

I mucked in and now....

The plumber and Joiner have photos of me with a broom.

They are demanding biscuits every day or they will make them public.

HELP!

 

[littlespark]

Learning a new trade. Good for you.

 

[Dave Appleby]

Complex tools brooms.

No user manual either!

 

[pirate]

I don't know where you got your broom, but take it back as the woman is missing...

 

[pirate]

(Joke!)

 

[Dave Appleby]

What's the C&G number?
Exam details? Practical and Theory?
Duration?

Details man details

 

[pc1966]

Words of wisdom:
https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/george_bernard_shaw_103581

 

[derek]

Sorry but once you pick up a broom the other trades will refuse to believe you are actually a spark.
Best get down the dump and pick up some rubbish bags and just empty them out as you walk around site, only when you leave a trail of mess wherever you have been and loadly complain about all the crap left lying around will anyone really believe that you are an electrician ?

 

[snowhead]

Take guidance from the big man over the pond.

Deny it happened, call it out as Fake news, accuse them of rigging the photos, disappear off to the golf course everyday and it'll all go away.
Seems to be working, or so he thinks.

 

[telectrix]

Am currently working on a kitchen refurbishment.

Tile floors were taken up yesterday.

I mucked in and now....

The plumber and Joiner have photos of me with a broom.

They are demanding biscuits every day or they will make them public.

HELP!

just alter your name to Trigger.

 

[scotsparky]

Does that confession mean he has his card removed and banned (temporarily)from the forum for bringing trade into disrepute?

 

[Rockingit]

I once got spotted wearing painters whites.

 

[telectrix]

I once got spotted wearing painters whites.

misread that first time. thought you said white panties.

 

[Dave Appleby]

Easy easy.

Was a momentr

Does that confession mean he has his card removed and banned (temporarily)from the forum for bringing trade into disrepute?as

misread that first time. thought you said white panties.

Is THAT against the rules too?

 

[pc1966]

Is THAT against the rules too?

Not if it is done in the best possible taste.