Anyone know where Shakey is or heard anything?

[greekislandlover]

Welcome back!!

 

[spark-doctor]

Are you sure you are COMPETENT to fill in that minor works cert

 

[Shakey]

Are you sure you are COMPETENT to fill in that minor works cert

oh i'm quite sure i'm not old chap......


quite, quite sure

i got confused during the job

the cables the guy in B&Q said i needed were brown and blue, but the last sparks that had been there had put in red and black! Doh!

take me ruddy ages to paint them all the correct colour

oh, and the cooker only works if i switch on the socket i put next to the bath

 

[tony.towa]

Shakey I am surprised at you.
You only needed to paint the black one blue the red one turns brown if you run along it with a cigarette lighter flame!
You were lucky I've had to spend hours before now putting a yellow stripe on the green wire.
Glad you had a good break

 

[Shakey]

Shakey I am surprised at you.
You only needed to paint the black one blue the red one turns brown if you run along it with a cigarette lighter flame!
You were lucky I've had to spend hours before now putting a yellow stripe on the green wire.
Glad you had a good break

cheers Tony

tried the cigarette lighter thing but the floorboards kept catching fire

yellow stripes on the green wire......erm what green wire

i just used a bit of fuse wire, wrapped it around the gas pipe and shoved the end in one of the sockets.....well it aint gone bang

 

[spark-doctor]

If you jump when you touch the cable, you can do it live as well.