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[ian.settle1]

You obviously know it Ian

No I don't actually it was when I was at sea one off the other Leckys said to the Chief lecky that he was from geordie land and asked where about, the Chief Lecky said he was from South Shields to which the other lecky whon was from Benwell in Newcastle hit the roof calling him a sand dancer I decided it was a case off stage left and make a quick exit.

 

[Geordie Spark]

You from the Gateshead side of the water bud?

Oh aye !!!

 

[Essexboy7]

Amen to that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bigbaddave]

Oh aye !!!

Drink on Gateshead high street? Lol

 

[Geordie Spark]

Drink on Gateshead high street? Lol

Nah!! .......... I used to like the Aletaster in Low Fell, but haven't been for a long time.

Mostly in South Shields now.

 

[Ducksy]

Had a "deranged lady" council tenant pull a knife on me and stand in the way of the front door telling me I wasn't leaving unit till her electric shower was fixed (complaining no hot water) after a water pressure test turns out it was low pressure and not a fault which didn't go down well..... I phoned 999 and told her she'll do time for kidnap lol she soon opened the door and swore at me to leave. Don't mess with a woman and her shower..... :s

 

[markc123]

The amount of times when ive had power off in someones house and they've offered me a brew....i've said yes thinking maybe they'll have a gas kettle but knowing full well that the blondey will come running back to me confused...and they do!

Mark the kettles not working.............doh!

As for complaints just usual too loud, too early blah blah blah...One funny one does come to mind though...

Was working on a caravan site, one of the caravan owners (who i wasn't working for) came and asked me if he could borrow my shifter/adjustable...i'd literally lost it 2days ago, i said i don't have one...im using single spanners at the moment you can take them if you want and try them. Little did i know a full blown argument would start...

look just give me your shifter...
i honestly dont have one, use the singles...
im not gonna knick it can i just borrow it...
I DONT HAVE ONE...
dont shout at me i just want to borrow your shifter...
LOOK I DONT FING HAVE ONE...
YOUR A BLOODY FRIENDLY BLOKE...storms off and goes and reports me to the caravan sales office lol.

Felt like smacking him, completley braindead - didn't understand the meaning of i don't have one for some unknown reason. nob.

 

[sparky67]

Been there you wouldn't beleave some of the things I came across in council homes

 

[markc123]

Nah!! .......... I used to like the Aletaster in Low Fell, but haven't been for a long time.

Mostly in South Shields now.

Give over Geordie, your favoruite pub/bar is 'the yard' just over road from Jurys Inn.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Give over Geordie, your favoruite pub/bar is 'the yard' just over road from Jurys Inn.

Not me ..... but probably my bone idle never had a job in his life benefits scrounging bent as a nine bob note makes my skin crawl son. :32:

These days, the only pub I go to is whichever one Tidy Boiler takes me to.

 

[markc123]

...but don't worry, its my favourite aswell. :38:

 

[markc123]

No need for denial Geordie, you know we're both regulars in the yard...haha

Seriouslly though, bent as a bob note doesn't even begin to describe the absolute messes you get in that spot.

 

[Geordie Spark]

No need for denial Geordie, you know we're both regulars in the yard...haha

Seriouslly though, bent as a bob note doesn't even begin to describe the absolute messes you get in that spot.

I bow to your evidently superior knowledge on that subject !!

 

[markc123]

I know, Trev told me it was his local so went in and....oh my god.

 

[trev]

I know, Trev told me it was his local so went in and....oh my god.

Liar! You begged me to take you in there!