Blood Pressure...

[44ALLAN]

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a good look ................

 

[ruston]

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a good look ................

I need a job as an apprentice if anyone would like me to work on a free trial.

 

[oldtimer]

Like my old mum when she went to her brotherinlaws funeral and said mum he kicked your sister about and you could not stand him she said well when I turn up that will remind everybody to temper the nice things they want to say about him plus I want to make sure he is dead

 

[Silly Sausage]

My Mum said it can make you blind.

It's a pain having to shave the palm, especially when one is right handed.

 

[Geordie Spark]

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a good look ................

Then there was the semi-retired gynaecologist .......

He didn't want to fully retire as he liked to keep his hand in.

 

[Des 56]

My Mum said it can make you blind.

Can you still see the sense in that statement

 

[Geordie Spark]

Can you still see the sense in that statement

Only just and that's with me glasses on.

 

[ruston]

Can you still see the sense in that statement

Hold on till he gets his magnifying glass.