bloody woman

[shanky887614]

When I read this, I didn't believe it but I have just seen her write a message - with the pen held between the toes of her right foot.

She wrote "F..ck off Telectrix".

 

[Silly Sausage]

You've got a weird left foot Shanks.
Get yourself down A&E and get it checked out.

 

[shanky887614]

You've got a weird left foot Shanks.
Get yourself down A&E and get it checked out.

that left hand and right foot

 

[telectrix]

I didn't realise you'd lost your i tel. (realse) :dita:

i got both i's but they get blurred after ale. even specsavers gave up.

 

[Silly Sausage]

i got both i's but they get blurred after ale. even specsavers gave up.

Have you started drinking Creamflow?!

 

[telectrix]

Have you started drinking Creamflow?!

go and wash you mouth out with soap/theakstons.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Theakstons for me.
shanks is probably on mineral water from advice from his nurse.

 

[shanky887614]

Theakstons for me.
shanks is probably on mineral water from advice from his nurse.

**** that im grabbing jack

 

[nickblake]

Sounds like monty python arggh its just a flesh wound

 

[nickblake]

Bit of supa glue in you tool box glue it together stings like mad but fixes it !!!

 

[Silly Sausage]

3M Micropore tape for my occasional injuries.
Wrap it tight, lasts for days, even the odd bath.

 

[telectrix]

what. you mean it'll last till xmas? that's annual bath time for a manc.

 

[HandySparks]

**** that im grabbing jack

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Besoeker]

Bit of supa glue in you tool box glue it together stings like mad but fixes it !!!

Think it contains cyanide....

 

[Guest111]

Think it contains cyanide....

superglue was originally developed by the yanks for temporarily patching up wounds during combat,I think in vietnam,it's cyanoacrylate based not cyanide,the medical version is obviously made under sterile conditions,however during a major emergency I can't see there'd be too much of an issue using the toolbox stuff,better than bleeding to death anyway.
On a lighter note,when I was an apprentice I got a bit of a cut on my middle finger,a piece of steel went in cross the tip and sliced downward removing about half an nch of finger,it was literally hanging on by a thread! Anyway I've a real phobia about hospitals so it was put back on and bandaged up,cutting a long story short 2 days later it was black and smelly so I cut it off cleaned it and went to my gp who was a friend,he thought I was mad doing it myself but gave me a tetanus and some cream to clean it up with.