Boris Has It ...

[Wilko]

Hi All - just seen a tweet that Our Fearless Leader has tested positive for CV19. Apparently he’s got mild symptoms. I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere ...

 

[Baddegg]

Hope he’s not self employed......

 

[buzzlightyear]

We will fight them in the streets, we will fight them in the shops, we will never surrender over veg, bog roll, lol.what his symptoms.

 

[Ian1981]

We will fight them in the streets, we will fight them in the shops, we will never surrender over veg, bog roll, lol.what his symptoms.

Symptoms include
Dithering, incoherent, sh*t hair?

 

[telectrix]

Symptoms include
Dithering, incoherent, sh*t hair?

that's corbyn .

 

[buzzlightyear]

He will never be a churchhill dog,oh yes.
Some how they must have had a testing kit for him. to see if he is still alive.

 

[FatAlan]

Do we believe him though!

 

[JBW175]

I heard they’ve put him on one of those new Dyson ventilators and he’s starting to pick up...??‍

 

[Ian1981]

Matt Hancock has also tested positive

 

[telectrix]

Matt Hancock has also tested positive

who's matt hancock?

 

[Ian1981]

who's matt hancock?

The Health secretary

 

[JD6400]

How will be able to tell if he has become delirious with the fever!?

 

[buzzlightyear]

who's matt hancock

keep up at the back.

 

[Baddegg]

Personally I think we need set up a face to face intimate meeting with Boris and Mike Ashley to iron out the sports direct issue and to give mike the answers he wanted regards his employees going to work at the moment...

 

[littlespark]

I think we need a face to face meeting with boris and trump.
You can thank us later