They should have been offering freebies for ear protection......all that nail gunning going on....
Yeah that happened just as I was paying at the checkout stall when that man touched my private parts with the back of his hand! It was an accident but ho boy did I make him pay for it :rofl:
He realized what he did straight away (well, you would cough cough) and he got a bit embarrassed and moved away as quick has he could whilst doing the customer service bit of "have a nice day" with a smirk on his face. Just to add to his embarrassment I said "You are the first man to ever touch my knob,,,,, I liked it!" At that point he had to walk away whilst trying not to laugh. IPF and Mrs M thought it was funny taking the mick out of this chap, laughed all the way back to the car park.
IPF I said something else to him, what was it?