C.K Tools Competition - Stubby VDE Screwdrivers

[telectrix]

i need it just to be one up on megattooltart pete.

 

[hightower]

I've just had my house valued for a new mortgage deal and the prat seems to think something worth £140k not 2 years ago is now worth £105k. Therefore, I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack so I can screw this guy in return.

 

[camerabloke]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because My mummy says I’m not allowed real tools as I might hurt my handy wandy

 

[Pete999]

I've just had my house valued for a new mortgage deal and the prat seems to think something worth £140k not 2 years ago is now worth £105k. Therefore, I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack so I can screw this guy in return.

A stubby will be no good HT far to short, get a gert big fat one more damage that way.

 

[camerabloke]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because My mummy says I’m not allowed real tools as I might hurt my handy wandy

 

[Pete999]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because My mummy says I’m not allowed real tools as I might hurt my handy wandy

What would you need stubbies for? when you use mine anyway, if I win you can borrow mine, with the proviso that you don't use them like you do most of my tools. But only if I win, the chances of me buying then have been reduced to zero after this mornings fiasco,never been so humiliated in all my life. Mind you they did look tasty, might get some cash and get them, when She aint looking.

 

[Pete999]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because My mummy says I’m not allowed real tools as I might hurt my handy wandy

They are real tools Mate, real as in just what I wanted, until she who has to be obeyed saw me fondling them, the Stubbies that is. Just wait until she goes to M&S whatch and learn, I'll get them without a wimper.

 

[Midwest]

I DON'T need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack, 'cos I already got a set, and bally good they are too

 

[Wilko]

I DON'T need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack, 'cos I already got a set, and bally good they are too

 

[Toneyz]

Because of it will peee Pete off if I win one.

 

[Toneyz]

“I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because My mummy says I’m not allowed real tools as I might hurt my handy wandy

Because of you will peee Pete off too.

 

[Joshua]

I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because I'm from Essex and my sunbed needs fixing and these would work lovely. I'm getting paler and paler by the minute, I'll be whiter than Casper the friendly Ghost if it carries on

 

[Toneyz]

I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because I'm from Essex and my sunbed needs fixing and these would work lovely. I'm getting paler and paler by the minute, I'll be whiter than Casper the friendly Ghost if it carries on

I thought it was all spray tans in Essex.

 

[Strima]

I need a C.K Stubby VDE slim screwdriver 4 pack because People will be replying to this thread in three years time...

 

[Joshua]

I thought it was all spray tans in Essex.

I'm old school, only real Essex ard nuts get proper tans.