Cats on paper!

[FatAlan]

Anyone tried the cats on paper test? If you have cats you should be well aware that as soon as you place a bit of paper on the floor they will come and sit on it.

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[telectrix]

possibly coz it's warmer than the floor for his arse

 

[FatAlan]

If we're going down that line, perhaps they're just looking for some paper to wipe it on!

 

[telectrix]

think he's stuck on 7 down. nice looking cat, though.

 

[Wilko]

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[telectrix]

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don't think the cat understands that.

 

[FatAlan]

These guys prefer the settee.

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[billyblade]

Years ago, I had a puppy and during toilet training I trained her to pee/poo in one area of the kitchen. This area had a plastic sheet down covered in newspaper which I discarded and replaced as she'd used it. The intention was to eventually move the newspaper outside to encourage her to toilet herself outdoors (worked a treat by the way).
Our local paper back then was broadsheet which was really useful for covering a large area and my preferred method of reading it was to lay with it spread out on the lounge floor. One day, I left it while I went upstairs to use the loo. You can guess the rest

 

[FatAlan]

You should have trained her to use the Daily Mail. That's probably worth a seperate thread.

 

[Spoon]

How do we know you haven't glues the cat to the paper ( which is glued to the floor ) just to take the pic......

 

[FatAlan]

No, I used a nail.

 

[billyblade]

You should have trained her to use the Daily Mail. That's probably worth a seperate thread.

And wipe her arse on The Sun?

 

[Lou]

If you put a circle of electrical tape round them when they are sat on the floor it seems to baffle them completely!

 

[Rpa07]

My cat is a classic, in that seconds after I get out of my seat she'll take over and then get shirty when I try to move her! I just sit somewhere else now. Always funny with the paper though - every time.

 

[Spoon]

My cat is a classic, in that seconds after I get out of my seat she'll take over and then get shirty when I try to move her! I just sit somewhere else now. Always funny with the paper though - every time.

You mean your cat can dictate to you where you sit? Need to build yourself a cattle prod. teach it who's boss