Cheap flights

[trev]

I was messing around on the net last night when my wife asked me what I was up to. Just looking for some cheap flights I said. She got really excited which I thought was a bit odd as she's never had any interest in darts before

 

[somerset-sparky]

Misses caught me on the phone making hotel booking arrangements, asked me what I was planning. Said I had planned a trip for a few days and to get her bags packed for tomorrow. She was starting to get giddy and excited and asked where we were going, I said 'I dont give a **** just as long as your out by the morning'.