Chess !

[shagbite]

A computer once ( loads of times actually) beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

you can take the boy out of the joke thread, but you can't take the jo.............you know where i'm going with this.

 

[Silly Sausage]

is anyone actually playing a game .

Apart from biff, I'm playing with myself.

 

[dan86]

Apart from biff, I'm playing with myself.

now that just sounds wrong!

 

[telectrix]

tried chess. it's pants. was just getting ahead and placed opponent in check and it gave him the game . said he'd won on time.

 

[Silly Sausage]

tried chess. it's pants. was just getting ahead and placed opponent in check and it gave him the game . said he'd won on time.

---- playing the wierdos, get biff to set up a game for you and play a proper freak!
I've got biff under the cosh as we speak!!!! haahahhah

 

[telectrix]

how do i do that? ain't got a clue with the chess site. i just hit new game and it picked me an opponent

 

[Silly Sausage]

Same here! biff's yer man.
Post your chess name and he'll deal with it.
He's a push over, my rating is sky rocking after playing biff.

 

[Guest55]

how do i do that? ain't got a clue with the chess site. i just hit new game and it picked me an opponent

its takes a bit of navagating but try and find the search members function and type in our names.
then you can challenge one of us to a game.

 

[Guest55]

i've got biff under the cosh as we speak!!!! Haahahhah

w.......t.........f.........?
;-)

 

[Silly Sausage]

Ballcocks, I've blown it! Had you there...next time boyo!!!

 

[telectrix]

i'll give it a go when i'm sober.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Don't play that biff t$$&%&%*....
Archy 0 Biff 1

 

[telectrix]

can't wait for the rematch. i'll play the loser.

 

[Hants-Spark]

Hants 0 - Biff 1, in my little mind I was 2/3 moves away from check mate then bang he corners me and game over. He's a shark, all beware

 

[Marvo]

.......He's a shark, all beware

You don't think Biff, of all people, would open a chess thread if he couldn't play the game do you?