Clients::::: Cant please them all !!!!!!!!!!!

[Davethesparks]

Call to repair a 6 mtr street light on a private estate
Was asked how much to repair
Answer cost of tower or cherry picker cost of labour cost of materials

Answer cancel that dont want to pay for a tower or cherry picker to reach said lamp post head
Solution = got meself a pole to learn how to pole vault to it

Customers dont u love em

Job cancelled

 

[Top Cat]

It's ok for you TC. You can jump 10 times your own height and simply hang on with your claws...

Now that would be a sight.. a cat at the top of a lighting pole complete with toolbelt

Hope that guitar of yours has synthetic strings and not CAT GUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iv'e gone all feint thinking about that!

 

[telectrix]

oops, just dug out my old tennis racket. the strings have got fur on them

 

[timo1]

Helping a mate out last year and he had to go to the top of a telegraph pole to fix catenery wire, only had a ladder so up he goes. I had the ladder braced at the bottom with the strict instruction "to push it to the right if it slips" that way he'd end up in the duck pond and not the tarmac, not sure what health and safety course teaches that particular technique lol

 

[Top Cat]

oops, just dug out my old tennis racket. the strings have got fur on them

T.E.L. = Totally. Exasperating. Louse!:6:

 

[Guitarist]

You can relax TC. Catgut strings are made from farm animal intestines, predominantly sheep these days (tho originally any form of "cattle", hence the name).
There are some interesting videos on youtube for anyone interested in how the intestines are processed

Enjoy your Lunch guys....

 

[jimmymac]

On a serious note, has anybody considered a trampoline??

 

[telectrix]

hmmm... TC . trampoline cat.

 

[Kamikaze]

On a serious note, has anybody considered a trampoline??

Gods honest truth. I have seen someone do that.

 

[mickys86]

I can't see how that would work!

 

[Paul.M]

You may have lost the job but have you seen who they got in to do it?

 

[Kamikaze]

I can't see how that would work!

It didn’t! He head butted the cover on the SOX street light and smashed it to pieces. Got to admire his optimism thou.

 

[Kamikaze]

You may have lost the job but have you seen who they got in to do it?

Had to safe that one Paul. Gonna share that with my Ohmies at work next week…lol

 

[Paul.M]

Here's a few more for you

 

[telectrix]

love the last one. emergency exit light?

 

[sedgy34]

6 meters, not very high at all.

bloody hell!!! you need to update your equipment lol