cockenese names for your tools

[ian.settle1]

Monkey's Tail - Nail
Tea Leaf - Thief

What type of tool is a thief

OOOOPs on second thoughts, a F****** BIG TOOL for pinching your tools in the first place.

 

[Bane]

Ah, so you also sit and watch the sparks do the work too eh saying " I gotta learn haven't i?"

Lazy ****






(Jokin buddy)

You've seen me "work" then cirrus?

 

[john_smiff]

tapometer= hammer

 

[Spudmiester]

At one firm we made our own language up.

Grypes - Grips

Movers - Adjustable Spanner

Spadgers - Spanners

drin - Soldering Iron

Shoom of doom - Toilet (dont ask)

Skell - ****

Skelly - ****ty

Skell Shed - Toilet

 

[Carter]

Yeah
,knocking stick ,or as i say give it a bit of H ,as in enerys ammer
ive got 2 little and large ,maybee ill start calling them sid and eddie .
atvbitwww

You mean 50-thou and 25-thou adjusters?

 

[john_smiff]

Percy (as in sledge) = sledge hammer

 

[CUDABOY]

roger moore and tony curtis, my hammer and lumphammer aka the perswaders............. soz spelling. doobrie was a term for whatsit,thingymejig

 

[mpfisher@hotmai]

Dannys (Danny Dyers) Pliers
Aprils (April Fools) Tools
Simon (Simon Cowell) Trowel........ for us who patch up after ourselves.

Mark

 

[jeremy]

Shola (Ama) - Hammer
Scratchos - sandpaper
(Sam) Bucca - Chaser
Shaka (Demus and)- Pliers
Gak - Chisel
Chauffeur - driver
not exactly diminuitives but keeps every one else on site guessing

 

[Carter]

tapometer= hammer

Knockometer - as above

 

[mpfisher@hotmai]

Knockometer - as above

3 Words !! That's not like you Carter

Mark

Slight tangent but heard this from a plasterer today "you coming outside for a guinie"

guine pig = cig

it tickled me and i dont even smoke

Mark