Competition no 2

[GMES]

Ok Guy's , following on from Sintra's spot the ball, this is competition number 2.
So this is nothing Technical and there is no right or wrong answer, it's simply a little bit of fun with a prize.

1st prize - £ 20.00 Amazon gift card
2nd prize - £ 10.00 halfords voucher

Below is an image ( you just knew what it would involve ) and all I am looking for is the Best caption to go with it, There isn't a minimum or maximum amount of words, but I guess less is more usually.

The rules are simple;
1- no swearing
2- keep it clean ( please )
3- one guess per member
4- No members of staff or Forum sponsors allowed to enter this or any other competitions

I will let it run from now until Friday 20th January, which should give everyone a chance to log in and have a go.
Once it's closed the staff will choose their favourite one and award the first prize, then choose a runner up for 2nd prize.
So get your thinking caps on and have fun.

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[Pete999]

When I grow up will I have a lump on my neck like yours Dad?

 

[westward10]

Pretty good this velcro stuff dad.

 

[DPG]

This banana smells funny.

 

[GMES]

Bump******
Come on Guy's we've only had 16 answers, there is a week left so I would hope to see a fair few more answers to win a free prize.

 

[Wilko]

Dad, what's this about an apple not falling far from a tree?

 

[Richard Burns]

Male style: father / son “quality time” at lunch.

 

[westward10]

Can I have another go?
Dad are you sure we eat the outside skin and not the nice stuff in the middle.

 

[HappyHippyDad]

"Well I'm not speaking to you either!"

 

[telectrix]

OK, Dad. Now we've finished eating Attemborough, what's for afters?

 

[R G]

Son , were both in trouble if your mum catches us with the bananas , you watch out one way and I watch out the other ..

 

[egg67]

A1 that's the answer
Who said that

 

[ian.settle1]

Donald Trump prepares himself for his inaugeration

 

[Deleted member 72666]

Son, I don't think you've quite got the hang of this 'hide and seek' lark!

 

[uksrevivor]

You have done something to this banana aint you son i can hear you giggling and it smells funny

 

[Paul_Williams]

Dad: "Well son, the plasterer over here has done nothing since we sat down for our elevenses, how's the plumber getting on over there?"
Son: "Come on Dad, since when do plumbers ever do more than a plasterer!?"
Dad: "Heh, heh, very true son, you're learning quick. Not bad for your second day."
Son: "Thanks Dad, can we have lunch now? After all the big hand and little hand are both pointing straight up."