Competition: We all have that mate who has the world’s messiest van, if not it’s probably you…

[FILPLASTIC]

Hi all,

We ran a ‘Messy Van Competition’ on here a couple of years back and had quite a bit of fun so we’ve decided to help out those in need by providing the two messiest vans with one of our ‘Van Storage Tilt Bin 4’ units.

We’re going to run the competition on the Plumbers/Tilers forums too; it’d be interesting to see which trade has the tidiest/messiest vans!! (Don’t worry, we won’t be tight and we’ll give out 2 bins per forum)

 

[Deleted member 26818]

Would a messy motorcycle count?

 

[Squid]

Just give one to Pete999 as it will be entertaining to see what his wife does to him when it arrives in the post.......... ;o)))))))

 

[Rosco]

Bugger, the apprentice and I cleared the van out last night.......... he’ll probably tell me to F myself if I’d ask him to put it back how it was just for a picture!

 

[camerabloke]

Just give one to Pete999 as it will be entertaining to see what his wife does to him when it arrives in the post.......... ;o)))))))

He’s probably already got one lol

 

[Squid]

He’s probably already got one lol

Black eye and a fat lip you mean from the missus ;o)))))

 

[camerabloke]

@Pete999. Want me to make your car messy so you can have a chance of winning. I have previous experience of this lol

 

[Spoon]

If anyone needs help messing up their van, I have a young daughter that can trash a clean car in 5 mins...

 

[Squid]

Bugger, the apprentice and I cleared the van out last night.......... he’ll probably tell me to F myself if I’d ask him to put it back how it was just for a picture!

You need to master the art of being in control, look him straight in the eye and say to him "b!tch, put the carp back as I want to win a competion" if he answers back just ask him "do you like working here"........ ;o))))

 

[Squid]

If anyone needs help messing up their van, I have a young daughter that can trash a clean car in 5 mins...

Yours or someone else's?

 

[Spoon]

Yours or someone else's?

DNA results still pending... Missus tells me they have gone missing in the post....

 

[Squid]

I meant a child you enticed with Werthers that is not known to your family ;o)))))

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

I should have cheated and used my mates van .... Helped him over the weekend fit some racking. He bought a couple of nice pieces from the breakers
yard. A vivaro van was written off for breaking but the racking was still good nick.... cost him £150 for it all verses £425 new... I hadnt considered breakers yards for rackign myself before this but shall in future.

 

[Strima]

I don't have any room for mess.

 

[PEG]

Wish i had a picture of me pals vehicle,he was owed a few quid from a lad with a valeting business,and got offered "free valeting" in lieu of payment...

...He took a vehicle from his father-in-laws site,which two collies had been using as a kennel for 6 months...