Conduit bender..

[monkeyelectric]

Already got a hilmore....... Starting a new site tomorrow
(Refurb 1950 1960 building)A fair bit of galv conduit to do...thought it might be useful ...I didn't want to drag the bender around the site..ever used one?

Last site i was on i dragged a bender round with me, he was bloody useless too!

 

[Geordie Spark]

Last site i was on i dragged a bender round with me, he was bloody useless too!

Tell me about it ...... I have two of them - both are sadly my sons.

Just this afternoon one of them managed to fall of a ladder while cutting the hedge.

He's only just returned from hospital where nothing of concern was found - apart from him being a bender that is.

 

[tidyboiler]

Tell me about it ...... I have two of them - both are sadly my sons.

Just this afternoon one of them managed to fall of a ladder while cutting the hedge.

He's only just returned from hospital where nothing of concern was found - apart from him being a bender that is.

So he landed on his head and missed his brain by 4 feet? :biggrin5:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Already got a hilmore....... Starting a new site tomorrow
(Refurb 1950 1960 building)A fair bit of galv conduit to do...thought it might be useful ...I didn't want to drag the bender around the site..ever used one?

Used one?? I have the misfortune to be the Father to one of them and another that isn't quite sure yet. I wish I could find a use for them !!! :angry_smile:

 

[Geordie Spark]

So he landed on his head and missed his brain by 4 feet? :biggrin5:

You got it in one pet ........ It's bad enough that the bloody idiot managed to fall in the first place, but it's something else when he was so stupid as to not know how to land properly.

I'm speechless ..... almost!!

 

[shanky887614]

You got it in one pet ........ It's bad enough that the bloody idiot managed to fall in the first place, but it's something else when he was so stupid as to not know how to land properly.

I'm speechless ..... almost!!

ive lost count of the amount of idiots ive seen that have tried to break there fall with there hands. the only thing you break doing this is your wrist.

use fore arm for gods sake or land on feet. i did that the other week.

a pair of steps slipped underneight me on icy roof and grazed both shins on the bloody things before landing on me feet

 

[Geordie Spark]

ive lost count of the amount of idiots ive seen that have tried to break there fall with there hands. the only thing you break doing this is your wrist.

use fore arm for gods sake or land on feet. i did that the other week.

a pair of steps slipped underneight me on icy roof and grazed both shins on the bloody things before landing on me feet

I agree - and don't forget to relax and roll - but this idiot that I had the misfortune to sire landed on his heid.

If he'd landed on his arse THEN he may - just may - have hurt himself!!

 

[shanky887614]

I agree - and don't forget to relax and roll - but this idiot that I had the misfortune to sire landed on his heid.

If he'd landed on his arse THEN he may - just may - have hurt himself!!

ah his head is up his arse i see:biggrin5:

 

[Geordie Spark]

ah his head is up his arse i see:biggrin5:

It's more likely to be up his boyfriends arse.

 

[tidyboiler]

It's more likely to be up his boyfriends arse.

Ah so that's how he got back from horsepickle............. "bend over and I'll drive yer home"................:ciappa:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Ah so that's how he got back from horsepickle............. "bend over and I'll drive yer home"................:ciappa:

It was a taxi apparently .... but I don't know who arranged or paid for it.

 

[tidyboiler]

It was a taxi apparently .... but I don't know who arranged or paid for it.

Probably the Dale Winton North East taxi company......... and I can bet your boll***s you know who paid for it!!

 

[SirKit Breaker]

Fill it with sand, and bend it round your knee........well hard!

 

[shanky887614]

Fill it with sand, and bend it round your knee........well hard!

or round the neck of the nearest person availible

 

[Brightspark2]

a pair of steps slipped underneight me on icy roof

Sounds safe...how could anything of gone wrong lol...