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There’s a “W” missing somewhere on that box.

Remember to fill the box with strawberry jelly as a replacement for 2 part resin (better insulation qualities than lime flavour) and seal the lid with sellotape when it’s done.
 
Oh no no no that enclosure is clearly not approved for use with connector blocks!
That enclosure must only be used with twisted wires wrapped in sellotape, preferably a loose twist after you have cut through half of the strands whilst stripping the insulation.
 
primary school class.....

previuos day, children have been on a trip to a farm, seeing the farmyard animals..

teacher: "now children , let's see what you have learnt; can anyone tell me what a cow soiunds like?"

all hands go up, including Winston, the only black pupil in the class

Teacher: "Yes, Wendy, how does a cow sound"

Wendy: " moo, miss, moo"

Teacher:"Very good, now someone tell me how a lamb sounds?"

Winston is waving frantically

"Go on Julia, how does a lamb sound?"

"Baa, miss, baa"

"very good" says teacher. now how about a pig?

Winston is going bananas.

" OK Winston, how does a pig sound?"

Winston: " Freeze Mother f*cker"
 
Can see this happening...

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A fact I regularly remind her of mate.....she counters with silly facts and statistics that women generally get lesser sentences and could’ve killed me twice....at least?

I remember (fondly (?)) when my otherwise intelligent ex wife asked whether a lunar eclipse was when the sun came between the Earth and our moon....hmmmm... That would be a hot day...????
 
My 6 year old children had an online assembly/meet up yesterday with their school friends and headteacher. Head teacher gave them a quiz where groups had to answer questions with 3 examples. Teacher to my children - ‘name 3 cats’ my children ‘big cat, little cat and medium cat’! Nearly spat my tea out. I wouldn’t mind but my daughter spends half her day pretending to be a tiger or a lion.
 
Do some good for yourself, particularly in these trying times. . .

We’re all getting older, and I have started to realise the importance of exercise, therefore I have devised the following.

EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 40

1. Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
2. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
3. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.
4. Then try 20-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 50-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.)
5. After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
 

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