Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[Mike Johnson]

The importance of football in this country is totally out of proportion, it's a sad fact that most think it is OK to let 1500 FIFA officials into the country without any checks or restrictions, I wonder at what point I will be able to say "I knew there would be another spike"

 

[Julie.]

The importance of football in this country is totally out of proportion, it's a sad fact that most think it is OK to let 1500 FIFA officials into the country without any checks or restrictions, I wonder at what point I will be able to say "I knew there would be another spike"

Already happened in Scotland, the results show a large proportion of positive tests among men - predominantly those returning from travelling to watch Scotland in the euros (not just foreign travel, but also travelling/being in the crowds within Scotland itself).

The female numbers remain at pre-euro levels

(Probably due to the girls discussing clothes washing techniques @OnlQQker eh?)

 

[littlespark]

Posting for a friend…

What’s the first thing you do when you buy a new car? Yes…. You let someone drive into the back of you…

My neighbour just picked up a new Volvo from the dealership and was heading home.

Clown behind him didn’t see him slowing for the 30.

Final score… Volvo 1, Clown car nil.

The phone call to insurance went like this;

“how many miles?”
“90”
“90 thousand?”
“No… 90”


As well as a dash cam, the Volvo has a rear cam as well… video on YouTube somewhere.
Looks like driver had head down reading a text…
Police will have an easy time prosecuting with video proof.

 

[Mike Johnson]

Although clothes washing techniques are more important than football IMO.

 

[DPG]

Too many idiots with their heads down looking at phones these days. Passed one on the A1 yesterday - I'd say more than 50% of the time his eyes were looking down. Scary.

 

[Mike Johnson]

The Hollywood films don't help, where the hero is looking at the passenger most of the time, muppets don't realise the car is on a trailer and not being used in real time.

 

[littlespark]

The Hollywood films don't help, where the hero is looking at the passenger most of the time, muppets don't realise the car is on a trailer and not being used in real time.

Fast and Furious Ten….. starring Kermit the frog.

I want to see that!

 

[Mike Johnson]

You will need to go forward in time to see it.

 

[telectrix]

You will need to go forward in time to see it.

Back To The Future?

 

[Julie.]

Back To The Future?

Forward to the past?

 

[pc1966]

Forward to the past?

Or the glimpse in "a million ways to die in the west"?

 

[Mike Johnson]

Kermit was hampered on the quick draw by his webbed appendages.

 

[telectrix]

Kermit was hampered on the quick draw by his webbed appendages.

he should have purchased autocad.

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[Mike Johnson]