Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[Mike Johnson]

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[Dustydazzler]

Someone needs to get this guy on the horn to Putin

 

[OnlQQker]

 

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[littlespark]

 

[OnlQQker]

The last time I went to Blackpool I went on a donkey.

It took me 3 days to get there

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[littlespark]

Thanks everyone for your concern.

First off, I'm OK though I was a bit shook up. If you don't already know, I was robbed at Tesco's petrol station yesterday afternoon. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the Police.

They were quick to respond and calmed me down because my blood pressure went through the roof! My money's gone, however.

The police asked me if I knew who did it and I told them, "Yes, it was pump number 5."

 

[OnlQQker]

 

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[Mike Johnson]

 

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[Mike Johnson]