cracking day

[moospark]

****e pics but hey ho.

Bit of Just for Men, Bit of Head and shoulders. Wayne Rooney weave, Sorted.

 

[ferg]

I feel for you,its the kind of incident that should never ever happen to us drinking classes

If I've warned the wife once about moaning when I want a can I've warned her a thousand times
Your experience shows just how close I have been to an accident but managed up till now to avoid

Very early on in our relationship we had a similar discussion.

I'm the man I earn most of the money so you get me beer from the fridge.
To this day she knows her place.

I get her a glass of wine when she asks for it and ask her permission before i go and get myself a can .

 

[Geordie Spark]

Very early on in our relationship we had a similar discussion.

I'm the man I earn most of the money so you get me beer from the fridge.
To this day she knows her place.

I get her a glass of wine when she asks for it and ask her permission before i go and get myself a can .

Looks like you've got Tidyboiler's twin sister.

 

[ferg]

My other half does get a little homesick when we drive past a layby.

 

[Geordie Spark]

My other half does get a little homesick when we drive past a layby.

Aye well .. when we're out & about and see any Pikey encampments she always wants to go to look at their horses and ask if any of the Pikeys knew her Granddad!! (NOT strictly true, but pretty damn' close! ............. The next bit is true)

I took her to the Town Moor Hoppings a while back (it's a travelling fair) and she was like a kid in a sweetie shop. She made a bee line for the shooting gallery and made-out to the elderly stall holder that she didn't know what she was doing and then proceeded to win all the prizes.

Turns out her aunty ran a shooting gallery & she was brought up on it. She's a crack shot with a rifle and she likes playing with shotguns as well so I have to be a bit careful.

She learned to drive on her Uncle's Dodgems and it show in the way she drives on the roads today ..............

 

[Thefailsafe2012]

Aye well .. when we're out & about and see any Pikey encampments she always wants to go to look at their horses and ask if any of the Pikeys knew her Granddad!! (NOT strictly true, but pretty damn' close! ............. The next bit is true)

I took her to the Town Moor Hoppings a while back (it's a travelling fair) and she was like a kid in a sweetie shop. She made a bee line for the shooting gallery and made-out to the elderly stall holder that she didn't know what she was doing and then proceeded to win all the prizes.

Turns out her aunty ran a shooting gallery & she was brought up on it. She's a crack shot with a rifle and she likes playing with shotguns as well so I have to be a bit careful.

She learned to drive on her Uncle's Dodgems and it show in the way she drives on the roads today ..............

Hahahahaha brilliant!

 

[tidyboiler]

She learned to drive on her Uncle's Dodgems and it show in the way she drives on the roads today ..............

Erm...... can we just compare notes as to who passed their driving test 1st time?????????? not so fast Geordie Spark!!!....... :gunsmilie: :auto:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Erm...... can we just compare notes as to who passed their driving test 1st time?????????? not so fast Geordie Spark!!!....... :gunsmilie: :auto:

Yes pet ..... but on the day you took your driving test you wore a very short skirt and a very low-cut top.

I had no such weapons at my disposal.

 

[tidyboiler]

Yes pet ..... but on the day you took your driving test you wore a very short skirt and a very low-cut top.

I had no such weapons at my disposal.

You only had to ask!!!!! I would have lent you my **** me boots too....... :001_icon16:

 

[telectrix]

the driving examiner's got a lovely dog... a black labrador with a hi-vis vest.