crap at customers house

[jaypp]

As said above, 'when you've gotta go....', I've 'sharted' one too many times in adult life already!!

I farted in the same room as the misses once and, am ashamed (honest!!) to admit she was physically sick! That was pre-baby nappy changing tho!

A guy I worked with recently had 'digestive' probs. Never smelt anything so bad and last for so long, nor do I think I will again. He would drive 15miles to 'go' on his own throne!!

 

[PEM]

Truth is bad guts are just too good to waste as long as control still exists ( follow through not permitted). Just let it go and duvet over the mrs head. Ok she won't talk to you for days but hey that's a bonus and always better out than in! As for using customers toilets be proud you used the toilet.

 

[SPARTYKUS]

Homebase & B&Q always have a welcoming china bowl to hang a brown bear in

 

[PEM]

Spartykus hope that's the toilets and not the display models? Saw a toddler do that one at B&Q well funny.

 

[Paul.M]

Spartykus hope that's the toilets and not the display models? Saw a toddler do that one at B&Q well funny.

PEM why are you watching toddlers going to the toliet? Thats just wrong!!!! :rofl:

It could not have happened at a more suiting place, agree, well funny.

 

[tidyboiler]

My eldest daughter did that in B&Q when she was about 3. She let go of my hand for a second to play with the dummy bath taps. Next thing I knew she was sitting on the toilet, swinging her legs and shouting "Where's the toilet paper Mommy?" I died.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

so this thread is all about electricians laying cables in folk`s houses...

sounds all fair to me....