customers clean toilets

[buzzlightyear]

how many of you turn up to job and a customer say would you like a cup of tea or coffee .and think to yourselves if the mug or cup is clean maybe the toilet is clean has well ,and you pop your head in the loo.
and s**t &P*** all over the place .would you drink that tea and wondering if that mug or cup is clean .

 

[EbolaSideRoom]

We always carry kettle (Electric & Gas), bottled water, mugs & tea paraphernalia so that, should we hit a “dry spell”, we are ok.
Most houses are ok and both ends (tea in & out) are catered for acceptably, but a couple we go to you need to wipe your feet on the way out. Fortunately, they rarely offer anything in the way of refreshments....

 

[Octopus]

I leave the house every day with my travel mug full of coffee ... so if I am offered a drink, and there is any doubt about the cleanliness, I ask if they will do a refill for me...

 

[stevels4]

not like these then.

Please not the living doll customer!!!

 

[stevels4]

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not like these then.

Please not the living doll customer!!!

 

[pirate]

Just to put the record straight, not a defrocked priest!

 

[Marvo]

We always carry kettle (Electric & Gas), bottled water, mugs & tea paraphernalia ....

This reminds me of when I was an apprentice an old dear asked if I'd like a cup of tea. I said yes please so she boiled the kettle, put the hot water in a cup and then she asked me for my tea bag. I thought it was really weird and was a bit confused, I told her I was in such a rush that morning that I'd forgotten to bring them with me and she said that just this once I could have one of hers....like she was doing me some enormous favour. Reading your post I'm wondering if it's the norm that contractors are expected to provide their own tea sundries....

 

[Santa]

When I used to deliver machines to fish and chip shops, it wasn't unusual to be offered a meal, or at least a bag of chips. At some establishments, strangely enough - often the ones with the flashy front shop - it would be 'no thanks - I already ate'.

One memorable place, the owner asked me what would I like. "Fish and chips would be nice," say I. He serves them up and then asks for the money...

 

[Rockingit]

I guess I musn't grumble really at some of the perks I've enjoyed through my years doing rock n roll sparkying - everything from groupies to champagne and lobster. Often the champagne would taste nicer than the groupy so it's a mixed bag

 

[mattg4321]

I guess I musn't grumble really at some of the perks I've enjoyed through my years doing rock n roll sparkying - everything from groupies to champagne and lobster. Often the champagne would taste nicer than the groupy so it's a mixed bag

It's never good to get an unexpected fish course

 

[Rockingit]

It's never good to get an unexpected fish course

Yeah, you see the difference between youth and experience is that youth just goes "----!!" whereas experience knows that they've been attached to something sweating profusely in the mosh pit for six hours after spending hours in a queue not wanting to leave their place for a pee break. There's more than one reason that soggy knickers get thrown onto a stage!!

 

[oracle]

Been offered everything from a glass of water to intimacy with the lady of the house. Since I don't have any ugly disfiguring diseases ,and don't want any I always decline.