For a laugh just put this up

[Squid]

do what i say or suffer the consequence of having your sign liberated from your property!

Lucky you don't know about the 2000 bottles of Irn Bru that I have hidden away, oh hang on, grrrrrr

 

[elsparko]

Lucky you don't know about the 2000 bottles of Irn Bru that I have hidden away, oh hang on, grrrrrr

they do not sell such luxuries in london shirley?

 

[Squid]

they do not sell such luxuries in london shirley?

The full loaded sugar stuff before the ban........

 

[pirate]

OOH! I love the quinetic!
Won't say much more in case I get barred...but the range is brilliant!
I can, by agreement, switch on and off my neighbour's outside lights when he is on holiday...100 yards away!
Even better, I can switch off his alarm too! (It's notorious for false alarms.)

 

[elsparko]

The full loaded sugar stuff before the ban........

if you have 4000litres of irn bru, youre going to get liberated