Fuse box?

[Spoon]

-- I may advise them they need to wear a short skirt/low top when you go round,

Id be happy to wear a mini skirt and boob tube if it means I get any works I need doing done for free. Id even wear high heels.... I don't supply sick bags though.

 

[Badged01]

But you'll have to loose the moustache and shave your legs! These boys are pretty discerning about who they work for .... sometimes!

 

[Sarz11]

Id be happy to wear a mini skirt and boob tube if it means I get any works I need doing done for free. Id even wear high heels.... I don't supply sick bags though.

Who said it would be for fred

 

[Sarz11]

Badged

 

[Badged01]

Who said it would be for fred

Nope, they wont work for Fred, they only chase the skirt! Unless pink handcuffs are involved .....

 

[Spoon]

I dont have a moustache but Im willing to shave my legs.

If Im putting on my glad rags then I expect the job done for free...

 

[Hawkmoon]

Exactly, get someone off here to have a look for you...

I'm sorry but the sexual innuendo on Sarz's threads has just got to stop - it's disgusting and just not clever :nonod:

 

[Sarz11]

Nope, they wont work for Fred, they only chase the skirt! Unless pink handcuffs are involved .....

I dont own pink i own a black pair which if i get hold of you will be used and youl b left hahaha i meant free. Stop annoying me at work u need a clip round your ear hole

 

[Sarz11]

I'm sorry but the sexual innuendo on Sarz's threads has just got to stop - it's disgusting and just not clever :nonod:

Ah hahahahaha yes hawk eyes

 

[Sarz11]

I dont have a moustache but Im willing to shave my legs.

If Im putting on my glad rags then I expect the job done for free...

No freebies here son

 

[Badged01]

I dont own pink i own a black pair which if i get hold of you will be used and youl b left ....

Last time I was handcuffed was to a lamppost outside the red lips girly bar in Hong Kong on a stag night ..... and that was 25yrs ago!

 

[Sarz11]

Last time I was handcuffed was to a lamppost outside the red lips girly bar in Hong Kong on a stag night ..... and that was 25yrs ago!

Sounds just like what i was getting at and dont think il b nice to you!!

 

[Sarz11]

I'm sorry but the sexual innuendo on Sarz's threads has just got to stop - it's disgusting and just not clever :nonod:

Sexual innuendos are funny really arnt they. You men are interesting creatures you give it the biggun with it then leave us unsatisfied whats all that about!! Y do you think ann summers was made something had to please us hahaha. And il tell you something you lot give it the big i am and i will do but get in a room with me and wel c, youl wet yoursen (way too early) before we even get started. Promises promises boys.

I get it all the time so you men dont phase me i wouldnt worry. Il get my answers whilst your having fun haha. Carry on......

 

[Badged01]

Sounds just like what i was getting at and dont think il b nice to you!!

It wasnt particularly nice then and I wasnt the one getting married!

 

[Sarz11]

It wasnt particularly nice then and I wasnt the one getting married!

Hahaha so why did you get grief then?? I dont believe this would happen to you and people would treat you in this way, your such a quiet timid lil mouse!!!