good wkend?

[onions1066]

There speaks the voice of experience.

Marc the six inch piece sticking out of the groin isn't for blowing it up no matter how hard you try

 

[Sarz11]

the only equation you need to remember is how the timer works on the oven :earmuffs:

why are you cookin for me?! Wow im impressed

 

[markc123]

How an earth has this suddenly turned on me lol

Marc the six inch piece sticking out of the groin isn't for blowing it up no matter how hard you try

There speaks the voice of experience.

Never tried maybe I could borrow yours. I'll use the front hole as I'm pretty sure your not interested in using that one.

Ooops!

 

[Sarz11]

She's literally like a bowling ball - gets picked up, fingered + thrown in the gutter

... and she still comes back for more!

Time to run from this thread me-thinks haha.

You better run fatboy. Im way outta your league son but you can dream your lincoln city status im chelsea remember that

 

[Sarz11]

Hahaha...It's just too easy!!!
Him & Sarz.

Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahaha im the one without the lippy

 

[markc123]

You better run fatboy. Im way outta your league son but you can dream your lincoln city status im chelsea remember that

Dear Sar,

Your right leg would like to know whether it's possible to reunite it with the left one?

 

[Silly Sausage]

How an earth has this suddenly turned on me lol

It's just a natural gift you have! :smilielol5:

 

[Silly Sausage]

Dear Sar,

Your right leg would like to know whether it's possible to reunite it with the left one?

Hahaha...bury her in a Y shaped coffin!
Classic

 

[Sarz11]

So Sarz is back. Can't see this one spanning 10 pages though. You been getting bombarded with pm's by any chance. Marc remember play it cool. Lol.

Hahaha i never left. you want to bet son?! Oh yeh i cant see for the amount of penis in my inbox. Marcs past that stage im doing him for sexual harassment hahahahaha int that right MARK

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Hahaha...bury her in a Y shaped coffin!
Classic

as long as its pink!!!!

 

[Sarz11]

Dear mark

**** begins with a c ends with a t not sure youl be able to get it though might be too complex

Love sar

 

[dazza1981]

hey this has turned into sparky facebook but its funny as ### lol

 

[Guest55]

hmm , theres alot of people talkin trash round here.....

and i want in on it !

;-)

my week end was a fairly quiet one really , with just my crack pipe & 4 hookers , nothin crazy , trying to save cash to get my gin palace yacht in monaco refitted.
:-D

 

[Sarz11]

hey this has turned into sparky facebook but its funny as ### lol

i hate fb i prefer sparkys your my sort of people

 

[dazza1981]

when you say fb i take it you mean facebook and not f#k buddy???

 

[markc123]

i hate fb i prefer sparkys your my sort of people

It's just a shame you've got the brain capacity of a plumber.