Green deal in the press.

[Vegelen]

The sheer fact that many installers would like to create a "Green Deal Type product" that works for customers, without the complexities and hidden nasties, says more about the heart and soul of the small independents in preference to the Government who create a product designed to look like a sheep, that ends up being a wolf!!

 

[The Solar King]

Look, its started already. This e-mail came in this afternoon. There must be money in it for them. Any for the installer, and who is paying? The customer I would guess. Come on suckers, throw your money down the toilet and press the flush, you might as well.

"Hello,
I hope you are well, are you interested in the new Government Green Deal which launched this week on the 28th January? We can help you become an accredited Green Deal installer plus provide you with business in your area. GDP Network will shortly be announced as an approved Green Deal Finance Provider and we are growing our ‘Elite Green Deal Network’ made up of quality local companies across the UK to provide the installs. To register your interest to become an Elite member click: http://www.elitegreendealnetwork.co.uk/elite-member-application
You will soon find your customers will start to ask about the Green Deal and how they can get the finance. If you are not an approved installer or have access to a Green Deal Advisor you will lose business.
As an installer you may already spend 1-2 hours with a customer to carry out a survey and provide education on what you offer. A Green Deal advisor carries out a similar role, this starts the process off to help your customers pay for the work to be completed, gain an extra source of income for your company and generate your own leads.
The Elite Network will guarantee you fit any works identified in the Green Deal report you produced, plus work will be shared reciprocally throughout the Network. We will be heavily involved in domestic, commercial, with letting Agents, councils and social housing, creating more opportunities for you in your area.
We will be paying Advisors up to £300 per domestic Green Deal report lodged with us as a Provider and up to £1000 for properties identified as ECO (Energy Company Obligation) For more information please visit www.greendeal-training.net
If you think about every customer you have dealt with in the past that could not afford what you offered or spent the money else where, you would be able to open up these opportunities now with the Green Deal and with the Elite Network.
If you have any questions or would like to discuss these opportunities further please do not hesitate to contact me on 01925 393810.
I hope to speak with you soon.
Kind regards
Kara McCabe
Sales Director
DD: 01925 393 812 "

 

[Vegelen]

If you think about every customer you have dealt with in the past that could not afford what you offered or spent the money else where, you would be able to open up these opportunities now with the Green Deal and with the Elite Network.

There is a far easier way to "Open up opportunities" without exposing your customers to prescription laxatives, the "Green Deal" or the Elite Network:
It is called "Door step hyponosis".
For a one off investment of £1500, a straight forward 2 day hypnosis training course will train you in advanced hypnosis techniques, to overcome the most constipated of consumers.
Buy yourselves a pocket watch, chain, black leather briefcase, smart suit, stick some semi official id around your neck, make sure your teeth / shoes have an iridescent shine.
Remember: No more filling out bureaucratic Green Deal assesments or "Golden Rule" form lying. Start ringing door bells in wealthy neighbourhoods.
Describe your selling proposition in less than 3 minutes.
Swing your pocket watch, in rhythmic syncronicity with your trance inducing eyes and repeat as many "Green Deal type" power trigger words as you can.
Induce customers into a DEEP, DEEP, TRANCE.
Input as many suggestive thoughts, emphasising the dire need to start energy saving work to save £'s.
Ensure contracts are signed / dated fortnight previously, before returning within 24 hours to commence work.
No more sleepless nights due to excessive bureacratic form filling and hoop jumping.
No more lost sales leads.
Call: DECC Hypnosis Associates to sign up for "the opportunity of a lifetime".